Welcome to my profile

hewo evey1 this is my page its ( >'-')> but its not ment to be good u are all equils kirby

P.S Dewy Rulz :P

ill kill u all with my holy power of throwing random pimps and i have a holy ass kicking abilty to have speed seves on wii tenis all the time

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me got this from grace

and this:

Pick the month you were born:

January-------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena with
August--------I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October------I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I fucked

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2------ -a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------a fireman
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------my best friends' girlfrend (for girls boyfreind)
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a tub of ice-cream
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------a singer
23-------a hot girl
24-------a sheep

25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an i-pod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick your favourite colour:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green--------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can' t control myself!

Now put it all together mine is i fucked a hot girl becuz im sexy and i do wat i want graces is:

i had lunch with my science teacher brcause someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

yayy this is well kool oh yer i get most of my stuff of grace

and i have to more things

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this is bunny.

bunny likes you.

but bunny has only 10 weeks to live.

and You can save him.

so put him on your page,

and help him to achieve

WORLD DOMINITION!

together we will be able to save bunny this and this

1 run dave run

and this me like stick men so grace can u get some more plz

4 [url=http://avatars.jurko.net][img]http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1288.gif[/img][/url] why does he keep doing it? i know its becuz hes paid by bin ladin

lol

talk talk talk

it waznt my dog no it waz my invisa cat i ... i ... mean my umm cat ate it

5 <a href="http://avatars.jurko.net"><img src="http://img1.jurko.net/stuff-1125699210_i_9034.gif" style="border:1px solid #000" alt="unhappy jumping avatar"></a> Little girls beware 6

eek

7 <a href="http://avatars.jurko.net"><img src="http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_8165.gif" style="border:1px solid #000" alt="deadly ball avatar"></a> bouncy balls are bad he ant a stick but he is funny

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[____] Put this on your page if

you have a phobia of spiders*

8 <a href="http://avatars.jurko.net"><img src="http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_2648.gif" style="border:1px solid #000" alt="do not fall down stairs avatar"></a> dum shit

caitlin thax for the pic ur welcome to my proffile anytime and well thax here thay r to prove i wated em

9lol i do it harder and faster

10=] BOOM! talk about lightnin never strikes 2 wat a lie

11 wickd the holy matrix

Ha ha die bitch die

13part1 befor he went mad and went small then big

14 part2 hes gone big

catlin thax if u can get anymore i will be thankful like em all bye =]

15he cant win and thax again

16 leave some for me

17thax caitlin this 1 is well kool

18 this is like looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnng

funkeymonkey is a meany

oh yer love the crack

and weed in a spliff (not relly)1 a day... ok im under exaggerating lets settle for the minimum of 10 no 11 no 20 yep thats about right

oh yer i like 300 and i like meet the spartans

----///-\\\----If you have ever felt
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---|||---|||--- hrassed
---|||---|||--- sexyarly abused
----\\\-///---- like your not good enouth
-----\\///----- wann get plain old layed
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-----///\\\----just
----///--\\\--- that u love som1 but u dont have the balls to ask her out, put this on your profile to help people know that their not the only one like you

funny dinasours

is this a dinasour i dont know the diffrence

pat got this peom

it took me 25 times reading it to get it but i got it

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

pat got this so i asked for it and she said no then yes hehehehehe

I got this from RUL3

Made me LOL

my pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, they're like, do u wanna trade cards? damn right! i wanna trade cards! i will trade u, for my charzard

i used to be in a solo band but becuz of musical diffrences i split up lol

and like have a random poem ma uncle told me

men are rude

thay stare at ya boobs

women have class

and a real nice ass

the meaning of life

is getting a wife

so take a glance

give it a chance

and u may just get screwed

its kida crap and dont make sence for a while but ull get it

from now im known as

Sm0kiey™ becuz now i have my action figure woot

yo caitlin now has a new account called caitiee x and dont forget it or i will personaly kick your ass

Check out what ur name means!
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A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D:makes people giggle
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the crap out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: a very good friend
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times