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Sittin down on my chair, enjoying a coke while chatting to my friends on facebook.

* Knock Knock *

A mysterious knock comes from the door. i leave the computer & start walking downstairs. on my way i notice the floor is covered in blood & the handle at the bottom of the stairs is has gratted heart flesh on it. I have no idea whats going on & i continue to walk downstairs. As I open the door all i see infront of me is blood. A whole lot of blood. something touches me. I turn round & slap them. its the Marines. Hurayy im saved. They take me to their jeep & i climb in, noticing that theirs a zombie in my house eating my bacon. Well thats my lunch gone.

We drive down to a street which is full of roadblocks. Humans are very quite their, as i only saw one looking out of the window. "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I hear as i see that window squirting blood at me. The driver got grabbed by a zombie & the gunner ran screaming like a pig. I take the M4/M203 Grenade Launcher & The Combat Shotgun as i step out. I get back in. Listen, i cant have myself walking outside in my P-j's. I find a spare box of clothing & I dress. By that time most of the people in the street are dead. But what do you know, the Jeeps still on & has fuel. what do i do? I hget in the drivers seat, lock the doors & windows. Then I drive up to the 2 survivors i saw screaming & shoot the zombies next to them. "Hop In" I say, as i open the doors & let them in. we drive off. At that time we were heading for the airport to evacuate the city. I introduce them with some pistols so they can keep safe just incase we stop. Well we are on route 101. We run out of fuel & the next fuel station is in 2 minutes of walk. (78 Metres)
I step out of the car & tell one of the survivors Daniel Brookes to sit in the drivers seat as i go and get some fuel. I tell the other surivor Molly Iveson to go get me a coke.

* 10 Minutes Later *

I have drank my coke, filled a spare barrel of fuel & fuelled the car.
We now drive off again. At that moment of time We are driving at 78 MPH. We Stop. Their Are 3 Survivors Infront of us. One survivor (Imad Yasin) is holding a pistol while getting killed by a zombie. the other 2 ( Jay Skeleton & DJ Presh) Are Standing their Hiding behing a bush. the bush falls as a zombie with a chainsaw strapped onto its hand cuts it. I pick up my shotgun, blow off the zombies heads. tell jay & Presh to get in. Imad is infected so i just shoot him.

* After 2 Hours Of Driving *

We finaly arive at Birmingham Airport. But their is too much zombies about. Guess what we do. We take a brick & slam it on the gear. we all jump out taking the supplies, i chuck a flame cocktail on the car. it starts burning to atract zombies atttention. As we run to the side of the airport, the car explodes sending some radiation to us & makes us vibrate. But we quickly get out of it as i pour some cold icecubes in everyones face.

We are now climbing up some ladders at the outside of the airport. Good job we brought a blade. we break the stabilizers & the ladder falls down & tears someones head off . well we forgot about the other survivors. as we make our way quitely on top of the airport, we see a empty Boeing 737 - 400 . But i dont like big jets so we see a private jet. we walk to the side, But OH NOO! Jay steps on a wobbly tile & smacks him down to the airport. sadly we are joined together by wires. so ok we all fall. Just in time we fall in the boys bathroom with a few marines in there. ok so now we have Colonel Hix & Corporal Drake.

* After Using The Bathroom *

The zombies are breaking in. so we climb throught the air vent. Guess what? oh you dont want to guess? ok ill tell you. Drake gets grabbed by his leg as he was last & doesn't make it. I cant be bothered to let him go ( not him) But the grenades, so i take the knife, cut off his grenade badg from him, and take it for myself. i chuck some of the grenades down to blow them up. BOOOM . Also YUKK. A zombies eyeball just landed in my hand. I squish it, as we gain a boost from the grenades throught the window. We land straight outside the private jet. sadly a zombie eats Hix, Jay , And Precious. the rest of us take off & live happily ever after.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!" I wake up from a terible nightmare in my house. I go on the computer, chat to my facebook friends & drink a few cans of coke.

* Knock Knock* .

My mum says she will answer.

I say "OK"

She asks me what is slime doing on the handle with some grated flesh?

Then She Screams. "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

O.O

Now I cant give her the christmas card i made for her:

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Merry Chirstmas Mum! from -Danny.