Thanks. I definately want to change colors, like once a week maybe, make it more interesting! At least you have more info about yourself than I do :P I fail at talking about myself.

Wow!
The text effect looks like it has migrated to your profile!
And it looks as good as ever!

Nice picture, awesome peace signs :P Ewww...math!

I HAVE to pay attention in math...I sit right in front of the teacher! And no cameras allowed :P

That General isn't from last night. There was a mass ARGH and everyone was kicked off. I've had general for ages now.
You'll still lose :)

Hey thanks!

901 actually.
AND the 1000 from last night didn't register either.
Oh well, time to see if I can get a place on the highscore table

Can j00 frendz me? =D

Kthx. ^^

You keep getting better at Asteroids! And keep bringing the funky text!

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: : o : you want cookie?
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As promised Julie
Ah the joys of google. You can find anything.

Well that sucks.
It just looks like a jumbled mess.
I failed....
;_;

We should have a 1v1 sometime! :P

Oooh, I'm a cool kid! I'm really procrastinating doing my math homework by reading your profile... :D

Sweeeet, a moo-cow sticker! :D

Moo-cow sounds way better anyway! Much more awesome than just cow :D

Moo-cow? That just reminds me of this Moo-trix video. The poor cow's udder becomes a punching bag to the opponent. O_o

Anywho, thanks for the ad! Yayness, I'm a cool kid. ^^

Oh yes, and the world is made out of LUUAVE ANNND PEESE-U!!! As Vash the Stampede bluntly puts it.

Rambling on, sorry. Just my way of venting out my stress due to exams. X_x

Points at your photo

EEEEEEVVIIIL!!!

Not you, the maths textbook. X_x

yipee!!
hahaha

h'lo!

I assume you're the one who makes my ext turn funky colors in asteroids? :P

friends'd indeed!

wants to make julie melt into a puddle from compliments too

I dunno how to make you melt without making it sound weird...but you're soooooo pretty! :D

luv the skecthes:D they r awesome:D

Oh wow Julie, I'm impressed with your sketches! Love your style with the 3rd sketch, and the mixture of colours you used with the 4th one look amazing! =D

Lol, thanks. Yours are REALLY great too ^.

thank you mucho! =D

Hope you're not too hung over from last night!
The morning after is always the worst part.

I remember that I won 15-5.
You lost because of your drunken steering. It sent you straight into my lasers. You should know by now, don't drink and drive!/play asteroids.
But I suppose it's easy to forget when under the influence.

Your memory sucks. I killed you once, switched browsers, then you were lucky enough to get a few kills.
And who are you to talk about falling off things? I would wager that you were falling off your chair with the amount of alccohol you consumed, you wouldn't have a chance on a horse.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

I didn't forget ^-
Just took me a while to get to a computer. o.o

le gasps

Hope your day was a great one!

{:)

nice skecthes!

You never did tell me who that person was.
I could use a clue of some sort, you've got me stumped with this one.

Well lets see now, they live a fair distance. What's a fair distance from Canada?
waitaminute......
O_O

I can't bring myself to say it.
The thought alone is terrifying.

Would you say that if you were in my shoes?

cool sketches, u have awsome talent XDD...add as friend?

You're scary when you're stalking people while drunk.
That's just the way it is.
I plan to placate you with some Bailey's though, so I'm not worried :)

Oh so you like Bailey's?
>>
<<
But then again, so do I. Looks like two bottles will be necessary.
^__

This PARTAY will surpass all others now!
It cannot fail with what you and I bring to it. Have a camera to preserve it forever!
You might not get another one like it

I Am KIRA.

u can...if u want to....but id say u are more suited to being errr...aff forgot her name...the one with the other death note...u noe...mmm

Nice photo by the way! Kawaiiiii des~! <3

WELL...McCrunch.....i hadnt yet watched the ep with misa... i was only up to 10, but now im up to 16 >.< MISA FTW lol

I just read Uza's box of positivity, and yes I would be much more suited as L- seeing as I'm a nightowl like him, wear eyeliner quite often, go around barefoot even if it's really cold and wear baggy clothes. Plus I'm pretty good at impersonating him.

So, it seems that the main cast has been established!
Kira: Uzakai
L: Me
Misa-Misa: Julie

=D

Thanks for the help in asteroids Julie!
I really appreciate it.
Too bad no one else will ;)

yay the cast is made...but alas...ive already been hunted given thaat L already knows who i am..
Ryuuk: maybe you should use the death note on him...
Me: I dont noe his name...
Ryuuk: Mine eyes?

Can you add me as a friends, I want to be friends.

You say the broken chats had nothing to do with you.
But they worked fine straight after you left.
Funny that....

Hey! asteroid was fun ^_ haha im so bad.
You have a great profile, and your a Penguins fan...
You're awesome!

yeah it might take a few years for me to get better.
Your profile is so random... its hilarious~

Hi! I like your sketches, with wolf one is my favourite. I draw sometimes things too.

I like your five senses poem. It's creative and loving ^_

Jaaa, Iron Man. I'm seeing it tomorrow afternoon. Hehe, it premiered here before it did anywhere else. I mean, sure it's because we're ahead in time and all... but still, we got it a day and a half before its premiere in USA/Canada. Could've watched it yesterday but, oh well >.<. Can't wait to see it! I see that it's been receiving a very positive reception amongst the audience and critics so far!

Will do, Julie. Will be watching it in just under 3 hours! Squeal
Now I've been hearing that Iron Man, so far, has received the most positive reviews out of all the superhero movies. O_O

Will have to see if that is the case. I'd be gobsmacked if it surpasses Batman Begins.

HOLY FLAMIN' JALAPINOS JULIE!! IRON MAN WAS FLIPPIN' AWESOME!!!!11!one!11

It is most definitely a MUST SEE. Robert Downey Jr. was amazing as Tony Stark, and the rest of the cast were also exceptional. The action scenes were among the best I've ever seen out of all the superhero flicks. Batman Begins and Iron Man are tied in first place for me as being the best films out of the superhero genre EVER.

Now I'll just have to wait for The Dark Knight. I'm pretty certain that it'll whoop Iron Man's ass. xD

Anyway, Iron Man rating: 9/10

Oh and by the way, be sure to stick around right until the credits finish rolling. There's an extra scene at the end! =D

Julie,

I like your 5 senses poem, very well done. BTW try this cover of Funky Town by an Australian band (showing my age now) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ae0gdXf5E

Yep, there's an extra scene at the end. Lulz, everyone else left the cinema when the credits started to roll except for my group and these two guys sitting in the row in front of us. xD

Well, I'll just say this. Samuel L. Jackson is in that extra scene. =D

Oh... Discipline FTW!! =D =D

Did you check out NIN's website lately? Trent's released NIN's new album a couple of days ago online, and it's available to download for FREE! Trent sure is feeling generous!

Anyway, go and download it if you haven't already- awesome stuff from Mr Reznor and co, as usual. ^^

Julie,

I just noticed "I want you to want me" by Letters to Cleo. I Youtubed it guessing that it was a cover of the Cheap Trick song, and sure enough it was. Sadly, it comes nowhere close to the original, which was recorded live a Budokan in Japan in the late 70's. See what you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sCOf6MsH0o

Yeah, I couldn't believe it when "Halo 27" popped up in my NIN RSS feed... I was like "Noooo fuckiinnngg waaaaaay!" I mean, he released a full album just 2 months after Ghosts I-IV! That's insane! How does Trent manage to do everything in no time at all? >.>

I do suspect that The Slip is actually Year Zero "part 2", since the songs seem to be the ones that Trent excluded from YZ. Makes sense if you listen to the lyrics, as they do relate to the dystopian themes in YZ.

Anyway, best song on the album for me- Lights In The Sky. So hauntingly beautiful- it made me cry! The guitar riffs in Head Down are freakin' amazing! Heck, all of the songs are pure genius! The Slip is definitely one of those albums where you have to listen to it over and over, and each time you do, you end up loving it more and more. =D

Excuse my rambling, I'm in a NINphomaniac kinda mood right now. Wait... that'd make me a NIN groupie. Aha, I wish. -_-

By the way have you seen NIN's "official" music video for Discipline on Youtube? It's hilarious, just because of the fact that Trent's portrayed as a meathead! xD

Here's the link if you haven't seen it, although I'm pretty sure you have:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=I1ZMKfFHU3U

=D

cool game in Asteroids last day

Hi from Chile,

C U

Sadly so
Redemption time Julie! You'll know this one for sure!

Oh and by the way, your friends look like an awesome bunch, which means that you're totally made of awesome too! =D

Anyway, I iz off to beedd! G'night!

You're going to have to use your account more in asteroids. You've been knocked out the top 10!

heeeeeyyyyy nice game

you're so good

like a poems?

busca en tu corazón
cada gota de pasión
busca en tu joven alma
la fuerza que da la calma
busca en mis ojos tristes
la razón de tu existencia

;D

#16 Fazzums 121 ...
6 places left to go =] =] =]

Lols, thanks. :D I did it at like 1am this morning. :P I was bored. Took ages too.

hey wanna be friends?

nice... **,

Haven't commented on yours in yonks too! Loving the new profile layout! Oh and you don't look funny in your photo, you look awesome as always! Reminds me of the whole "scene kid" style, which I like! =D

New picutre ... LOVE it :D
Very pretty!

Hey my name is Julie too! Wanna be friends?

oh my i love your background!
its so cute!
how did you get one!?
:D

The server was obviously showing mercy to your win ratio =)

I would like to play more julie but im working early shifts at the moment and have to get up at 4am. (Curse all shift changes) One day i shall return to the late shift, then you'll all be sorry, hahahahaha ha hahahha, ect.

Awww thanks :) I like your new picture!

You win the 313 comment spot!
You win the C-C-C-Combo-Breaker Award!

YOU WAS PLOTTING THIS!!

hey julie:p
how bout that msn?
ahaha or just mailing would be fine
now you can see a pic of me too
if you click on my profile

You really want to know?
Inbox. NAO!

Lets get the ball rolling!
;)

The ball that will have a snowball effect!
The ball that will see your name resounding in history forever!

Shocking it may be, but does immortalising your name forever not appeal to you?

I'll be the one writing the history book. It's merely a question of how much your name features in it

I can think of a few titles your worthy of winning =)
I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise though, so I shall not be telling you!

Not going to happen.
I am open to bribes though =)

What do you think I might want?
Think about that and you'd be off to a good start.

There's no use being vague about it.

If it's what I think it is, no deal.
It's half price at the local store right now.
Try again!

Hope you've got a trump card somewhere!

Whoa! What did you do with that picture?

And what DO I want?
I want lots of things however, none of them seem feasible things for you to do.
So I guess there's no information for you....unless you think of something I haven't!

I much like =D

And what EXTREME MEASURES are these?

Well if you don't say I can't make a judgement on whether they are worth it or not. So it's your loss if you don't.

I expect the answer tonight! Or, by the time you read this, that will be NAO!

yeah that was mij first
so, when do i get it then:p
what's a better way getting to know you
than give each other our msn
hehe

I can wait =)

24 hours?

But the information I give might mitigate that!
Ok....maybe not....
But it'll be something helpful nonetheless!

Don't you remember the information you were asking for?

ZOMG YOU GOT 400TH COMMENT?!?!?!?
How do you do it?
And don't you remember? You were supposed to bribe me with something!

You are =)
Nice doing business with you!

Got working on that strategy!

*GET working on that strategy!
sigh

Hopefully that was just a one off accident that will not be repeated again

Only posting that saying that it would not happen would jynx it actually jynxs things. So if it happens again it's all YOUR fault!

OH WHO'S MAKING MISTAKES NOW?!
You even jynxed yourself. I hope you're happy Julie. You have brought typing doom and gloom upon the both of us!

First and last. Do you see any more typos in my comments eh?

OH THE HORROR!!!!!

AGAIN!
i r popular?

Is it even worth counting the number of times a chain is broken?

0_0
I thought you had ditched me =P

Oh yeah?
Silly connecting...=\

Bad internet mega evil eyes at internet

Not by choice ;_;

Internet death for most of the day. Just as well I managed to keep busy >_>

Moar pictures of wut now?
Oh, by the way, is 'the plan' in place?

Ah, you make sense now!
No, I didn't I had things to do today! Things that sadly did not permit me to visit the country.
I'm going out tomorrow....but that's work of course >_>

Oh yes....fun fun fun building steps in the outdoors!

You need to put on your best kicking shoe. I will find myself otherwise engaged soon. Of course I'll be back....but it might be too late for you by then!

Definately? You know I won't be back til 18:00 right?

NO
13:00 your time.

ZOMG I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!
eats Phish Food to celebrate

I know I do. I also know you want the Cookie Dough flavour I bought
A toast Julie....to Nonoba!

So when do we get to toast to you, Julie, and some double figure levels?

I'm great Julie! How are you?! School's done or almost done right?

Oooh, that's exciting. :) Any plans for summer?

Nope, no plans as of now. Just work and stuff. Some occasional trips to Kings Dominion hopefully and yeah. That's about it right now. :P

Kings Dominion is like an hour and a half away. It's an amusement park. :D I <3 rollercoasters :)

And thanks. I like all your pictures. You edit them and make them all pretty. I can't do that. :P

I think Canadas Wonderland is actually from the same like...company thing or whatever. :P OOoh and Behemoth looks fun! Very high! :D There is this new ride at Kings Dominion that I can't wait to ride. So fun. :)

There is an online one?? Hmmm...I'll have to check it out.

It sounds soooo fun. I want to ride it! :D There are 2 other amusement parks here too but they are further away, they have awesome rides though. Kinds Dominion is tiny compared to them. :P

Oooh, that website looks fun!. :)

THE DROPZONE! Omg. I LOVE THAT RIDE! It's soooo fun! The anticipation is what's killer though. It's like amazing though. And it's really pretty at night when you're way up high and you can see all the rides all lit up. :D

heyyy add me plz

We all saw you do it! It was a full room! I've heard of PDA's but that was ridiculous.

I will do when you get here and I have a whole bottle on offer =)

Naw, it tends to be after the Baileys that sort of thing happens am I right?

Hey come on, we know for a fact you do it when you're sober. I can understand your urge to defend yourself, but it's easier in the long run for you to accept that you do these things.

I guess you wouldn't admit it in a public comment box, to be fair.

How's about skype then?

The fact that I could persuade you to say otherwise is a confession right there.
And on that thought, I actually do have a bottle of Baileys downstairs. Completely full and unopened. I think I should have a bit after all that hard work today eh?

lolz, that's what I just said isn't it? So you're great tease turns out to be....well, not so great. Try harder next time!

Because you're drunk on the Baileys you got last night. Duh.

Of course not! You were saving it for this evening because this is when your exams are finally over!

You wouldn't do what you did for nothing Julie. It would come at a price!

The price was the Baileys! Really now....you can't have forgotten!

So what about a combination of Baileys and Ben and Jerrys?

Ok then, lets set the record straight, just how DO you roll?

=O
How do you know what I think of you?!

My fears about you being psychic are blown out the water then =)
What a relief!

No! You musn't read my mind! You seriously don't want to know what goes on in there! It'd make your head explode!

The threat of death doesn't put you off wanting to know?

As they say, there's only one way to find out
Go ahead, give it your best shot.

Ah so you lied to me!
Liar!
LIAR!!!

Don't use things implied as ways out. You won't win.

I can't believe you think I'd be that egotistical. Realistically, my 'win' score is around 98%

What you say is a direct contradiction of what I have just said, therefore it is false =)

You'll learn to keep up someday. Of course I'll hopefully have advanced myself too...to stay ahead!

Longer arguments=more fun!
Learn faster!

Depends on the people you hang around with =)

Your theatrics are not necessary.

I hope you weren't challenging me to basketball last night, cause you'd probably win. Wait, no, you'd definately win. So, if you were, you are henceforth challenged to a tennis match following this basketball game.

Nice new picture by the way! Was it done on the same website as the last one? You're getting better at this editing malarkey!

Well, no.
I have no idea which pictures I'd edit with it to be honest. Dingbats don't need it, the only thing that would benefit them is flash animation. Avatars are too small to spend much time doing fancy pictures on.
So I'm stuck at the moment, but you never know, I might think of one that needs the effect at some point!

makes mental note to buy a new racquet

But if it is tougher would you not get hit by a lorry instead? And if the path really is so easy why would you even get hit by a car?

confused
I think the meaning of your message is now well and truly out the window >_>
Or maybe I'm just missing it? Enlighten me Julie!

I get the meaning you're trying to put to it, but y'know, it's not always as simple as a long easy path or a short tough one!

Fair enough, but next time give us a proper scenario to work on!

I was fine with it until you added all the superfluous details to it.
As it is right now is fine.

But why Julie?
WHYYYYYYY?!

That was your fault for distracting me with games! But it's not too late, you're a total loner it can still be done. =)

Bah! Shouldn'y they all be at work or something? Don't they realise what they are depriving you of?

Why Julie why? Why must these things come between us and deny you such wonderful things?
Woohoo for the 200th comment!

It's what yours do. They're too protective of you! =(
I guess you'll just have to not know what will be written for a smidgen longer then

You can.
But I bet I can attack harder and faster than you!

Running away will not be necessary. For two reasons
1 I'd catch you
2 You don't even know what I have planned.

For certain, I don't. But I'm confident in my abilities!

And what's so wrong about hearing 'harder and faster'? How does this bring about negative connotations in your mind?

=O
I can't believe you'd ever think I would try to hurt you! What are these heinious things that are running through your head?

Violent stabbing? Fatal shooting? What was it Julie? What did your mind come up with?
Oh wait...given what you've come out with in the past I think I have a good idea.

I haven't forgotten the last time you tried to twist my words. I thought you were going to try the same thing again here. Seems you decided against it because no one would buy it....not that I did the first time!

You are precisely correct.
Oh, so you thought about it? =O
You remind me of a tabloid newspaper >_>

Eh, you don't need to read a newspaper to know what a tabloid is

What possible reason would I have to criticise you?

NO U!

You can't just say NO U back, it doesn't work like that!

The principle statement was the same. So it doesn't work! And why not? I'll tell you why not! Because simply mimicing what someone said to you is a crime. When it is done the opponent automatically wins.
SO THERE!

You make me happier than anyone else could =D

So, having won, you can now tell me why I would want to criticise you.

That was after I asked the question! Why would I have criticised you before that!?
EH?!

And you got paranoid about me criticising you? Hmph!

It was a reference to the way you were twisting my words. Tabloid newspapers are infamous for doing that. The comparison seemed approrpriate

My humour wouldn't be very good if I were totally direct about everything. Sometimes you gotta make the link in your mind Julie!

Either way I still get a good 'XD' out of it. Which is good of course. For me. You'll eventually learn how it works!

oh u Julie
You know I'm not all bad =D

Yep, but it's a good side effect. Without me you would totally fail at MPA. So everything I do to you is a good thing! Even if you don't realise it!

I've never thought about that actually. Do you have side-effects? Not sure....I guess I could go cold turkey, but I'd really rather not =D

Oh!
Well done for the level 10!
Baileys worthy?

Well I don't know either! That's why I said I'd have to go cold turkey to see! But that idea doesn't really appeal to me.

It's easy. Close chat. Don't respond to comments/messages. Or, if necessary, use the /ignore command.

But you'd be without RAAAGE!
Do you not consider that a good thing?

Codes perhaps? You saw how well it worked last night!

I'll prove to you they work next time. They proved themselves far superior to your lag code. Yes, lag code. Don't even TRY denying it.

We already saw. You got crushed, plain and simple.

I shall expect the answer in my inbox promptly

WINNAR!
holds up correct side

looks for stupidly hard one for next time

If you're going to complete the challenge you'd better be prepared for some nasty ones.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Depends how clever you are. You're clever aren't you Julie?

The question was perfectly clear. Stop trying to avoid answering it!

Well I guess we'll find out just how much when the statistics come to light eh?

Oh you've already had some nasty ones, SPECIAL TIN wasn't meant to be a walk in the park you know! Similarly MILD GHOST was another hard one, yet both you have solved. True, there are harder ones out there, my longest one is 15 letters long! But so far, you're doing fine =)

I try to pace the difficulty evenly =)
So for every hard one you get you'll get an easier one after it until the difficulty steadily rises back up to 'ARGH' levels again.
Julie needs to get on skype so I can give her some.

The flasing window at the bottom of my screen suggest otherwise

OMG! When? How? What? Whare? 0_0

blames Julie's Wild Card

hey. i like playing uno with you!

Silly Julie.
It's a HELL COMBO
Not a combo from hell

hello

Actions.....have.....consequences.
This...is what...you.....have done to me. You finally....won

It is.....too late to.....have....regrets.

There....is....only....one way to do......that
The murderer.....must....repent....by taking....his own life....in return for....me to....have mine back.

That is.....up...to 404.
Does....he...regret his....actions enough....to...do it?

OMAGADS, I CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER FOR TDK! ALL THESE RAVING REVIEWERS HAVE GOT ME S00PERD00PER PUMPED!
Lyksrsly, comparing TDK to THE GODFATHER II?!
Holy shizn00!
IT.
WILL.
BE.
EPIC!!1!11!

Rocks back and forth whilst humming the Batman theme song to herself
;_;

Anyway, how's be j00? Btw, loving your profile photo! Very prettiful! Oh, and are those cherry blossoms I see? O_O

I know! Godfather II! Like whoooa, that's a huge call! I read a few reviews where the critics compared Batman and the Joker to Al Pacino and Robert de Niro respectively!
I don't think TDK will even be a superhero themed film by the sounds of it! It's gonna be a full on crime/thriller!
But ja, if you've read or skimmed through the "10 Reasons Why I Loved TDK" at the bottom of my profile text, you'll see why TDK will be truly epic!

Yeah, commercials for TDK have been cropping up on tv quite frequently here! I was watching the news tonight, and they had an exclusive clip of the Joker, never before seen! It was awesome!! He was like looking for Harvey Dent, then he comes across this old man and he's like...
"You look like my father..."
Ponders to himself, then grabs the man and whips out his pocket knife
"I HATED my father!"

Ugghh... itwaswai2kewwll Jokergasm
LOL

Anyyyway, I've been alright. Same ole', same ole'.
Bludging.
Procrastinating.
Stressing.
Pwning
The ussuuaal!
I just can't wait until I finish school! That's all I'm looking forward to right now. -.-

Ahhha, thanks ^^. You're always looking pretty too! O ja, and I love your photo of the Muskoka Lake! Very beautiful indeed. Landscape photos FTW!
Oic. A relative to the cherry blossom I suppose. Coolies!

Well I better head off since it's almost 3am sooo I guess I'll catch up with you later!
G'nighty McNight Nght Julieeee-chan!

Blue is an awesome colour thats why =D

Yes it is :)
Pink is also cool, but I got bored...=P

Haha, I ALWAYS spell grey wrong >_<

Yeah, well its confuzzing for me because my surname is spelt with an a so I spell the colour that way >_<

Teachers are such bullys huh?!
Me hates teachers.

Haha >_< He sounds pretty cool!
=D My teachers are all dicks ;P

Haha, yeah my friend has a perverted hum teacher ;P
Awwh poor you! Creepy student teachers dont sound to good!

Yah, perverted teachers ftl D=
Euurgghh.. he sounds like a right creepo!
I hope im never a teacher! Everyone hates teachers ... unless there nice teachers!

Yeah, and when people talk in your lessons you would get really stressy then people would think you were a mean teacher!
Haha! I love my tutor, she is honestly the nicest teacher EVAR! Her name is Miss Lemmon though, how weurd is that? ;P

Fizzy drinks + Fazzums = Uho ;P
I dont like lemonade, well I do but fizzy drinks make me hyper and give me tummy aches! D= Doesnt really stop me from drinking them though!

aha, yeah I would have hated to go to a school where teachers can hit you!

Haha, I dont have a clue what half those things are...
ice caps?
Strange'ness!

Yah trck yah! That would be awfully scary, I get told off enough for talking anyway..imagine how much I would get hit 0_0 Ahh, I pity those poor children..

Ahh, nope I have no idea what an ice cap is or that other thing!

NoNoNo, I dont talk back to the teachers..im too scared to do that aswell but in class I always talk to my friends instead of doing the work and listening >_<

Uhu, I know what a cappuccino is! Mmmm slushie things are yumfull! Isnt a cappuccino meant to be a hot drink though?

Hehe my teachers dont say anything important anyway! I can multi-hear anyway, my ears are very good at eavsdropping so I manage to listen to two people at once =)

Its not very hot in England so I rarley need cooling down >_<
Does Canada have nice weather alot then?!

Yeah, I eavsdropped on myfriends once and all I heard was something about chipmonk sex ;P My friends are pretty random like that...tuning in randomly could give you the wrong impression!

Sounds nice! Where I just went away too with the school was Marlow which isnt very far away from me and we went Kayaking in a thunder storm! It was cold..

My friends are very random! Yeah these boys sent us chipmonk sex on there phone and I think thats what they were talking about ;P
So your random huh Julie?

0_0 Have you ever had a hurricane there? That would be awfully scary to be in one wouldnt it? Yeah, it was pretty scary ... we had to go down this weer thing aswell, loads of people capsisdes!

Haha..the chipmonk sex video is honestly very funny! I dont know which boy downloaded it though..weirdo properly ;P Mm my friends are very random but they are also sluts >_> And nice. Aha, I hate people who always seem to make awkward silences!

Naa, I dont think hurricanes happen in England! Mhm I would wet myself..
My friend went to florida and got caught it one, she is terrified of bad weather now!

Uhu that is one weird kid who downloads chipmonk sex! Well not really proper sluts, just kinda really flirty all the time..not that im not though .. ;P Yeah at camp I always tripped over the guide ropes on the tents! Im a bit dippy I normally fall over my own feet haha!

Yeah ive been to disney land in florida about 3 years ago but we went at christmas ..

Haha, boys are strange. I only do one sport but I do alot of it and I like running aswell, :) Ive never had a proper injury before, no broken bones, nothing apart from cuts and things like that :D touchwood

Disney land is good, i have been to the one in Florida and in Paris..I advise you too go to Florida, its much better =)


I thought Basketball was a non-contact sport? :P My friend broke her knee playing netball by banging into the netball post and falling over .. it was funny untill we realised she was crying >_>

NOOOO JULLIIEEE DONT GET EATEN 0_0
If there big just bite there knee caps and show them big bullays ;_;


mhm Paris is nice yah! :D And nice Paris + Disney Land = FUNFUNFUN =)

Lurve is good yah? :)

okay okay, bite there toe caps?! ;P Mhm elbows in ribs always work!

Oh god! Smelly feet...that really is something I would run to Paris to get away from xD

Awwh Julie, I love you! In a friend way though >_<

woah sweet profile pic how'd you do that

very cool :)

Big smelly feet? Even worse ;P

It was. For that moment. I'm not sure about doing it again! Twice in one day might be too much. Plus no one was online earlier. Would it be any different now? I can't take that kind of disappointment again!

O RLY? Well we'll just see what the outcome really is shall we?

oh.... i see

thats really cool:)

oh that would be so cool

how?

ok ill go get some... this might take a while lol

:)

ahhhh!!!

i couldnt find any pics i wanted

but thanks for the offer
:)

ok thanks :)

Hehe, less than 24 hours to go until I'll get to see TDK in all its glory! =D
Actually, no, not in all its glory until I see it at IMAX this Sat! =D

LOL, the black knight. That would cause a lot of stir amongst the "politically correct/incorrect" bunch. After all, Batman's nickname IS The DARK Knight! Plus, The Dark Knight sounds way more sexier. Like, you can roll out the 'r' in dark- The Daaarrrrrrrk Knight! Makes it sound more ominous, too. Ehehehehe twitchspasmjerk

Offically, us year 12s finish earlier than the rest of the school, so we finish at the end of September. Then we have a 2 week break before the major year 12 examination period begins. It runs for 4 weeks, from the 16th of Oct to the 13th of Nov. Even though my exam timetable is spread out, I'm one of the unfortunate ones who has an exam on Nov 13! Some students finish their exams like 2 weeks earlier- lucky buggers! xD
Oh well, I'm just happy that my exams are spread out. Sadly, one of my friends has 2 tests in one day- each going for 3 hours! What's even worse is that he has another exam the very next day. It shall certainly put a strain on his hands and neck. X_x

Lulz, of course we do. We have a very nice national garden here in Sydney called the Royal Botanic Gardens- 'tis very prettyful! Then there's the lovely Centennial Park, which is a big attraction amongst fitness buffs. So ja.
I haven't been to visit any gardens for quite some time, though. I miss the fresh, crisp air and the variety of flora and the greenery and all that garden-y stuff. Heh.

Anyway, time for me to spazz out as I await for TDK! Kyahahaha!

You are a good player.I mean your skill is good

The outcome of signing in. Have you learnt the words yet?

Ah, you won't find it too hard after a bit =)
Have you found anything worth getting off Newgrounds then? I hope you've not been traumatised by your old-skool music session.

CLEARING THE SKY you say? >_>
Good to know you're a quick learner. I too, should probably practise a bit too....it's 7 months since I listened to it!

ZOMG I DO! One of the first I downloaded actually. Still like it now though.
I didn't forget! That little chat last night refreshed my memory of the words and before you knew it I was singing along just like it was Christmas again.

Pah, we never get snow anyway! The 20 degrees is a bit annoying though, but as long as you splash yourself in icy cold water you can pretend it's a lot colder. Who is the guy who is good at remakes? I'll check them out! =)

I suspect so. It also works after spending the whole day heartlessly killing poisonous plants. Then walking 10 miles home >_> It was either that or the train.

Hell no! 10 mile walk ftw! It's relaxing, you should try one sometime =)
Checked out Inka-wall, can't say I liked any of it, but I did find another song....which I did like! The first one with lyrics that I have really liked, so that went straight onto the download list.

Depends where you walk. Through country and a few towns seems safe to me!
Yes, your style again! The song I downloaded was called The Girl From Memory Planet. Much moar MY type of music =)

A lot of my songs are O_o to you aren't they? =D
Some of yours are x_x to me! But aaaah well. The only differnce being of course....you won't use yours on videos!

OH I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!
You film me and I'll film you in the duet! We'll have a music video as well!

Camstudio is your friend. It's what I use for mine!

Easy to use, free, it's perfect for you.
http://camstudio.org/
You can get it from there, should you get bored of UNO!

YOU TOO?! O_O
I didn't think you had it in you for a Fazzums-style attack. But just in case you do....I have an anti to it.

YOUR attacks? What makes your attacks better than her's eh?

Well, it isn't too long to go until The Dark Knight swoops over the US and Canada (that sounded really corny, lol)! Are you seeing it at IMAX or just a regular cinema?

Hah, trying to fit in with the crowd and all the hype I suppose. Well, I'm sure she'll enjoy TDK, because for those who aren't into the superhero genre will also love the film. It still shocks me at how the film didn't feel like a superhero flick at all. Batman isn't a superhero- he's an outlaw vigilante dressed in a batsuit. The Joker isn't a villain- he's a terrorizing lunatic wearing clown make-up.
See what I mean? They aren't your stereotypical "superhero" or "villain"; they step way beyond that line. Well, you'll see what I mean when you watch it. =P

Well, he was certainly shocked when he found out, but I think he'll do ok seeing as he's a quick thinker and writer. He just has to make sure he doesn't overdo it.
Yeah, our exams during the junior years also went for 1 week, but in the senior years they extend it to 2-4 weeks. :-/

Hehe, that would be awesome, although I wonder where you can find the most beautiful gardens in the world. I'm thinking of Japan since they do take great pride in their gardens. Oh, and China too. Chinese gardens... _

Oh don't worry, you're bound to get a Batman cup too! Make sure you order a large popcorn combo, or whatever is the largest combo you can get in Canada. xD

I wish i was good as you at games..

Compared to level 10..

Thank you for your support.. lol sounds like a commercial

Well nice to talk to you again..

There's more than one? O_O
Never fear, KC most likely has an anti to any assault detrimental to him!

plz add me

Of course I'm sure! Would I lie to you? =)

It's called initiative. If you don't know what it is, learn it fast.

Well yes and no. I was referring more to the fact that I could use my initiative when your plan was put into action, and lay it to waste and preserve my life/freedom/whatever else you plan to take from me.

How smelly ;_;

Fast? I can do that. I would like to once again stress you will take nothing from me, so you may as well quit your plan now. The cause is hopeless for you.

Oh, so you're going to GIVE me something? Seeing as it will be quick that sounds like....a slap!
Screw you Julie! Carry on being so mean and I'll call the whole thing off =(

Definitions of attack on the Web:

* (military) an offensive against an enemy (using weapons); "the attack began at dawn"
* an offensive move in a sport or game; "they won the game with a 10-hit attack in the 9th inning"
* fire: intense adverse criticism; "Clinton directed his fire at the Republican Party"; "the government has come under attack"; "don't give me any flak"
* approach: ideas or actions intended to deal with a problem or situation; "his approach to every problem is to draw up a list of pros and cons"; "an attack on inflation"; "his plan of attack was misguided"
* launch an attack or assault on; begin hostilities or start warfare with; "Hitler attacked Poland on September 1, 1939 and started World War II"; "Serbian forces assailed Bosnian towns all week"
* attack in speech or writing; "The editors of the left-leaning paper attacked the new House Speaker"
* the act of attacking; "attacks on women increased last year"; "they made an attempt on his life"
* a decisive manner of beginning a musical tone or phrase
* take the initiative and go on the offensive; "The Serbs attacked the village at night"; "The visiting team started to attack"
* a sudden occurrence of an uncontrollable condition; "an attack of diarrhea"
* assail: attack someone physically or emotionally; "The mugger assaulted the woman"; "Nightmares assailed him regularly"
* set to work upon; turn one's energies vigorously to a task; "I attacked the problem as soon as I got out of bed"
* the onset of a corrosive or destructive process (as by a chemical agent); "the film was sensitive to attack by acids"; "open to attack by the elements"
* begin to injure; "The cancer cells are attacking his liver"; "Rust is attacking the metal"
* strong criticism; "he published an unexpected attack on my work"

Tell me Julie, in what way should I interpret your 'attack' then?

An approach huh....I'm not going to bother pasting that. Essentially it means 'to get closer to'
So you're going to walk up to me. Well how very original of you.

How could I forget to respond to that......
WOO FOR 313!
dances around Julie's profile to Fairytale of New York

I remember it. I also remember you explicitly stating that your 'swarm' attack would not be done to me, hence invalidating the conversation about attacks. Nooo, I'm not good enough for that, 'only very special people get that'.
Instead I get 'approached'.

oh u
Well worry not, I won't ask for our first practise til tomorrow at the very earliest. However, chances are you won't be lonely at the weekend so in all likelihood it'll wait til Monday.

I see how it is. I'm not special. Fine. Julie is of course wrong as always, but I guess if she wants to delude herself I can't stop her.

Missed off half a reply again >_<
Hope your Dad gets better soon.
For his sake, and yours!

Well, that's my evil plan, to make everyone who goes to my profile hungry. XD

Of course you wouldn't want to, but you're somehow managing it.
And yes I did. Got a problem with that? Fazzums sees how special I am. You should too.

Of course you don't see it. How would you?
And yes I do. However, what she does to special people and what you do are different, to say the least.

And wooo! I've managed to glitch the rooms in Lightsout! Now it's impossible for some clown to come along and screw it all up! You look like you need a higher score, you should come along!

Julie Julie, it's not hard to get. But I guess you couldn't. Try looking at it from my perspective and not yours. For if you think for yourself, you will never understand.

I'm still trying to find a good picture, though. O_o

You make it sound thinking like me would kill you. It's not that bad really. If you were me you'd <3 it as much as MPA and photography!

Yeah definitely!..I'm there quite often (need the 100 wins achievement)

We're still playing right now with KC

Soon, I shall find a picture that'll make your hunger even worse! >:D

Well sort of. I was comparing it to how much you <3 them of course.
But torture? Well if it is, you're just about holding it together so far. Now lets see what it takes to make you crack!

You think so do you Julie? But I know your weakness, I know what you can't stand to even hear mentioned in conversation. I can use this against you....and it WILL break you into a quivering wreck!

Oh, but you will. It's the one thing that is guaranteed to render you speechless, confused, and, most importantly, easily breakable. No matter how hard you try you cannot counteract the effects.
Your determination not to is admirable, but your reactions so far have convinced me you will never be able to handle the pressure of this.

Yes you do. I find your typo very ironic by the way. Sounds like you may be starting to overcome it already!
If only you did. But you don't. Odds are you'll never find it. That's if it exists in the first place!
Tis okay, you only would have lost anyway =)

Hah, although sometimes you do seem to get obscenely lucky with your cards, I wouldn't consider it a weakness because sooner or later I get my chance at revenge!

As for you finding out my weakness, well lets just say that you'd better recover from yours soon, because otherwise you won't have the time to find mine. You'l be broken down into a quivering wreck, flinching at the sound of a voice, cowering whenever someone so much as says 'hi' on here. Yeah, your weakness is that bad!

Yep, I tend to be a lot better in 1v1 UNO matches. HELL COMBO ftw! It's the most recent attack I have learned to utilise on this site.

Well Julie, to be frank, yes it is. I refer to previous encounters if you doubt my word
And maybe I wouldn't Julie would be no fun if she refused to talk to anyone. Guess it'll be same old same old eh Julie? And I will always have a way to make you retreat if I need one =)

Fine by me! Battle shall begin in every multiplayer game it is possible for me to play! I shall most likely have a whole new moveset by the time I'm done with you.

Blackmail? Naw. Blackmail is illegal. I don't do illegal things to Julie. It's more.....toying with you, like a cat does a mouse. Sound good to you?

I will once Julie fuses her receivers and gets her connection!

Of course it's fun! I don't do things that aren't fun. And I find Julie most fun indeed. I almost wish I could get an achievement for doing it. Come to think of it....you should make one!
Achievement-Break Julie-70XP

You seemed to come close earlier. How does it feel Julie? To be so terrified of one simple subject? One that could be brought up at a moments notice and send you crashing down?
What's it to be Julie? Make or Break?

Ah, but if you nearly break when I am toying with you what's going to happen to you when I decide to get serious?

That's why you need to sharpen yourself and not be afraid! You must learn to respond to the toying or when it gets serious you shall flounder around like a fish out of water...slowly....but surely....dying. Do you want to be like that?

Well....you'll just have to work out how for yourself. Odd, given what your friends are supposedly like, that you have not been influenced by them. You should at least be de-sensitised to the subject!
And that reminds me, now is the time to tell me what the ones you are bringing to the party are like. Without information, it will be impossible to plan!

Hmm, so I'll need a football? That's easy enough to get. Will have to go to the local playing field though, the garden at the moment would be nowhere near satisfactory for your needs.
Anything else?
takes out THE notebook

You're right....there won't be enough people. You shall have to train your friends in the way of tennis. Train them well, or I shall serve your asses to you on a platter!
Geddit? SERVE?
Moving on.....
Oh yes. The notebook is coming too. We might have the measure of how good you are, but I shall have to test your friends! The one with the least intelligence shall sleep on the floor that night! I don't think there's enough beds to go round for everyone

But y'see, there in lies the problem, unlike you, I cannot promise more people. I'll let you know closer to the time

I did say it would be your friends. I won't need to do you, you can sit back and mock them. Do your friends RAAAGE like you? Will I need to restrain all of them as they attack me and my notebook?

OK! So all I need is information on what placates your friends! Is it ice cream/chocolate like 90% of women? Or must I wrestle them to the floor and make them regret their rash actions?
Most definitely a typo day for Julie. Maybe even a huge typo week?! Control Julie! CONTROL!
And yes it did. Comments are getting screwed up all over my profile., with some that should come up as 'just now' coming up as '1 hour ago'. Oh well, I find them eventually!

Probably, but women are more well known for it.

Can I? I don't know for sure. However, to preserve the life of the notebook I shall do whatever it takes to subdue them. They can't be that strong after all....

A sign? Oh I see....it's taking a leaf out of my notebook and jumbling everything up! Don't know why it does it to everyone else though...

I don't claim to be an expert, but I don't see you denying anything I say =)

You know what taking a leaf out of something means don't you? It means to take the example of. ie Nonoba follows the example set by my notebook and.....blah....you ruined the effect by not knowing the meaning!

I can handle three women! I'll just throw some chocolate into your faces and watch you lick it up. That will give me enough time to hide the notebook somewhere Julie-and-her-friends-free.

My woman-handling abilities are fine thankyouverymuch
It's you and your friends abilities to handle guys I question. I mean, some of those things you told me, ttly liek SHOCKING! All those things you do! Makes me wonder what horrors await me when you all end up drunk.

Well Julie, it takes one to know one. All those steps you must have cheated on in the past. All because they were made out of higher quality harder wood.

I suppose it makes sense actually, that you can handle guys, or you'd never get away with what you lot do. Although I don't see why you prefer steps over guys to be honest.

Maybe not ALL of you, but I predict the only one that won't be is your designated driver. After seeing you on Nonoba Racer, I know that won't be you. I may be spinning, but you'll be flailing wildly! Most likely on the flight of steps too.

Are you trying to tell me that you actually DON'T like steps? =O
How could you deceive me in this way?!

The side of the road won't be a problem for you, once you've learned to drive it's easy enough to make the transition of sides. However, how wide are your roads generally? I'm going to assume they're the same as the US (or similar) in which case, you'll find it harder here because a lot of our roads are quite narrow =)

OKOK, sheesh, I take your point about the steps! No, you shall flail wildly at the nearest possible person! Most likely your friends. I'll be fetching the camera and sadly not around for you to flail at.

I believe the buses with open tops are shockingly enough called open top buses. No idea how they came up with that one....

I think you are the ones who will not know where they are. I mean c'mon, new town, city, country, and continent. You won't even need to be drunk! Alcohol will simply ampify the effects on you. I doubt you'll even remember each other, let alone where you are.

If you want to use a map to navigate a town feel free, but nothing is a subtitute for good old fashioned local knowledge like mine.
Oh lawdy, an actual attack on me. I was just thinking I'd have to defend the notebook but I must defend myself from actual assault too?
You know what Julie? You were right! Chocolate will not be enough. I shall have to dip into my reserve supply of spoons and practise hurling them right between the eyes.
Unless it's their usual kind of 'attack'? I don't know, you and your friends seem to have alternative meanings for the word.

Assault charges can be mitigated if it is in self-defence. And how else do you suggest I defend myself? I'm certainly not going to stand there and let your friends deliver a violent takedown!
No, not even if the notebook is not at stake.

RUBBISH
If you really want to blame someone for drunkeness then someone like you should go blame the brewery for making it in the first place. Because you're completely oblivious to a little concept called 'personal responsibility'

You come up with the best ideas sometimes. Tieing up your friends is a stroke of genious. Then I would have them right where I wanted them! The ones that solve 10 puzzles go free. The ones that don't become my plaything!

Yes, I will fight, although thanks to your previous suggestion....well just reread the above paragraph, tied up people are unable to fight back.

No, not when you're completely drunk. However, if you think about these things BEFORE you start guzzling pints down like a 4x4 would petrol. Then you would realise that you would need to limit yourself to 5 glasses of Baileys an hour or you'd end up just as predicted, flailing around wildly.

You're right.....I'll turn all of you into my playthings! And seeing as you don't know what one is....

Definitions of plaything on the Web:

* an artifact designed to be played with
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* a thing or person intended for playing with, and therefore not to be considered seriously
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/plaything

Helpful?

I can't be bothered to wait for you any longer. Say bye bye to the ice cream.

Only cause you're all lightweights and don't know when to stop. Unlike me. =)

You don't have to be, unless you participate in the attack too. Then you will be. It's as simple as that. If you attack....you're mine!

But the ice cream will not be here in 3-5 days! Speaking of ice cream...
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Mmmm....caramel'y. And chewy. It wasn't visually impressive with the lid taken off but OH it's soooo smooth. Wonder how long it'll take to polish off the lot eh?

I like those odds. I've faced worse in places like MPA, I've had whole rooms trying to kill me at one time, I'm sure I can handle 4-1 odds in real life. I know where I can get strong rope as well, so don't get any ideas about gnawing it off. I also know how to tie knots, so it won't be like the films where you can wriggle out at the last moment.
You have been warned.

Ok, you know I emptied the tub by now. But I have no more, and am unlikely to buy more after my rather expensive shopping trip today, at least until I get paid again.

Prepare myself? It's you who should prepare yourselves! See, if physical assault fails, I know how much you guise like British accents. All I have to do is speak and any assault will immediately cease.

Ha, you cannot not listen to me when I speak! The accent at that proper loud but not shouty tone will be the end of you and your friends' attack. I will not be yours, and I will never be yours! I will be the only one who will be owning anyone. Four playthings.....oh the possibilities!

Unless you're going to traverse the whole of England with earplugs in that will never work. You can't possibly know when I will speak and when I won't! Watcha gonna do when you finally arrive in my town eh? You going to walk around the whole place with earplugs? Your plan is just ridiculous, and it's quite clear to me that if you carry on thinking like that it's going to be far easier than I thought to get you four playthings for my own.

You pretty much hit the nail on the head there. I could have done another one I suppose....but there's reason one too! You'll notice some more changes when you sign back in now too.....

Hands are pathetic blockers for sound. Have you ever actually tried blocking out someones voice with your hands? It never works. You'll still be affected, entranced, and unaware of what is going on around you, until it's too late for you to stop it of course.

Yes Julie! Screenshots! I finally found the button that allows you to do it! Most of them are very old too.

Why did you write that? I bet I know why. You're missing the times when I would stay up til 3:13 and then leave together already aren't you? I warned you this would happen.

Ok, maybe you're right. Maybe I won't catch you all. But i could definitely catch two. So....who will it be?

aHA! I knew you were in <3! Not with steps, with walls! It's another thing I fail to see the appeal of actually....but you you go Julie! YOU GO!

Actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea Julie. To be honest I was just going to ensnare one, make it so they cannot escape, and then chase another before you actually got too far away. But your idea is far more appealing, that way I can keep tabs on both of them!

Oh, so the walls <3 you then! It must be heartbreaking to face your cruel rejections like this....

I'll decide that when I see the four of you. Whoever looks like the best target really, they will be assessed on a few criteria to determine whether they will be caught or not.

They obviously haven't confessed it yet to you then. But they do. Otherwise they wouldn't be 'just there!'

No. I don't. If I thought it were going to be easy I'd say I'd catch all four of you. But no, I am remaining realistic, true to my abilities. If I say two will be mine, two will be mine.

I may be surrounded by walls, but I am not walking in to them, whereas you are.

You'll find out. Or your friends will, and they will tell you all about it. It won't be a mystery forever I assure you. Esacpe? Well you could try, but you don't think I'm leaving you unsupervised do you? Oh no, in fact my presence will be required all throughout your captivity!

Sure....I bet you were just hypnotised by how much you fancy the walls! Some have very pretty wallpaper I know.

A little will your friends see that is all part of my plan. Heck, I could actually get away with catching only one of you, because you'd never leave your friend behind. And then you would be forced to venture to the captive area....and then yourselves become captives!

It is for purely aesthetic reasons I choose good wallpaper. You would choose it because it just looks so fine it makes you want to....well we won't go into it now.

Yeah sure, fine then. Venageance is a powerful motivator after all. You go ahead and escape, find your 'friends' and give them a dose of wrath.
Or if you're lucky you'll catch me like I am now, perfectly in harmony with Alice and Spaceland 2. If <3 anything, it's that. It would be impossible for you to get caught. Wow....did I just envision a scenario where EVERYONE wins?

Are j00 KIDDING me? That game is easy! How anyone could fail to beat it I do not know. Julie! What is so hard about it!? There are two things remotely tricky about that game....the final level...and....well you'll find out.
But that level 5 music is just pure awesome.

Ah yes.....lag. It does it to me too actually, not only on the level 3 boss, but on the level 4 one too. And if you can't survive the level 3 boss you CERTAINLY don't want to.....well it's a secret

You'll be pleased to learn KoG edited the game so it lags no more on either situation I was thinking of. So now if you fail you are liek a ttl disgrace!

=O
Julie Julie Julie.....
Boss is easy =)
No really, it is. And that last level is fun! Not o_o. Fun! Hey, if you think it's hard now you should have tried it before he put the five-shooting-ultra powerful shot in it.

I cannot BELIEVE you didn't know that. No wonder you were catastrophically failing. You must do it Julie!
YOU MUST!

Because you can! Just like I 'had' to do it. And if I can do something, you most definitely can. Just wait til boss mode though eh?

Yes I did. It's the hardest mode of the lot, don't read any of freetiger18's comments unless you want the surprises spoiling. But yeah, it's harder, but still not that hard, especially not so for you, it's much easier when your computer lags =)

Cirno is harder, but only marginally. She fires slower, but is more powerful. Also there are no powerups.
Hope you've beaten it by the time I next log on!
YOU CAN DO EEEEEEET!!!!!

You did it! Well done! I knew you could!
Now pics! In my inbox! In the morning I will need something to laugh at =)

Ok, when I get sick of HAMNSTER and/or The Last Canopy I'll have something else to do then =)
But wait....no boss mode thrashing? I bet the surprise wiped you out didn't it?

lawls, your scores are safe for a bit, I found another proxy I can use for MPA. Don't know how long it'll survive, but it's the best one yet! STILL can't login, but Easy Mode is back for the time being! If Julie is very lonely at the moment she is challenged to a match!

D'oh! Can't make games!
I'm in a room called areana.
Join it nao!

Yes, it did indeed feel good to get back into it again. But YOU had to leave to? But did you not consider xxx? Who was he to fight? 404 and I had reasons (a game and making food respectively) but why did you have to go eh?

You still abandoned some poor soul to an eternity of loneliness. Could you not have crushed their MPA hopes and dreams into a ball of nothingness and THEN left after they did? That's a far more humane way of doing things.

Well aren't you the nice one? You could have sat there, waited, fired a couple of shots to get their attention, and of course powered up your gun. But no, you had to flee!

Yeah, but come on, even if you didn't know you still should have been able to do it =) Remember your symmetry and you'll make it!

It's always worked for me. You must have been doing it wrong. No one refuses my challenge!

Very smart Julie. So smart even my superior 21 year old brain didn't think of it. Oh wait.....

Well you have the answer now! It's just too bad I had to tell you it. Try another one then.
POSH ANTS

Your Alice In Spaceland 2 challenge has been conquered by the way =)

Didn't we already agree this was impossible? Because Julie <3's everyone and everyone <3's Julie? Therefore your statement has been nulled and voided by your previous statements. Hasn't it?

And YEAH. Superior 4evar!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

If you need proof, look at Mighty Ian's anagram success rate compared to yours. Far superior, and he is older. Evidence at its finest!

They're not fancy! They're perfectly normal average english words. Some are just longer and less commonly used than others that's all. It was perfectly plausible for you to get every one of them that I have thrown at you so far. Yes, including mandragora.

Vocabulary range is....
<--------->
That big?
As opposed to Ian's which would be....
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Of course this might just say more about your inferior 15 year old mind than it does Ian. You'll think, when you get older,
'KC was right. That IS a commonly used word, not at all fancy. I can't believe I ever doubted him!'

Wow, so large it went outside the comment box!

Now that I've been away I can't even remember which word we were talking about, but I've not been wrong with you so far, so I shall stick to my guns. It must have been a common word.

Oh yes, the mandragora plant.
srsly, everyone knows what a mandragora is. Ask anyone on here, I guarantee they will know!

If they can't handle such a question they deserve not to be on here in the first place. In fact, Nonoba should make that a question asked of each new registered user. Anyone who fails cannot sign up.
I hope you're reading this Chris/Henrik/Oliver!
You too Julie! They would apply it to existing members as well! So anyone who fails gets banhammered!

=O ZOMG NEW LEVEL TOO!?

If they can't handle a simple question like that they deserve all the pain from that torture they get. Any smart person who didn't know would google it immediately and then pretend they knew what it was all along. Not that they'd need to, the word is so common I expect even a five year old could tell you the definition.

Well actually...you know what you said about....no wait, it is a common word! In....no, just conmon! Sheesh Julie have you never played...I mean, learned English yet? Come ON woman! Your 15, you should know English by now!

lolJuliePha....errr....phail.
You should have reread what you said about how a five year old would know. Then it would make perfect sense to you. My English is proper English. I live in England after all! You live in Canada, you can't claim to know proper English.

Loads of games have plants in them! Most of the time you end up fighting them too.
Nonono Julie, those example you mention are correct, the U should NEVAR be dropped from words! Your English will be utterly Phantastic if you spell like that! Don't give up hope, one day you can understand it all!

Canada uses those systems too? PHANTASTIC! It's nice to see you've kept up with the modern world =)

WHADDYA MEAN YOU'VE NEVER FOUGHT A PLANT BEFORE? Julie should frogmarch to her nearest store and buy an RPG, they always have plant enemies. Or if Julie is poor, she can track down a gaem on the web. Strangely, there aren't any plant enemies on Nonoba yet....
You listening you developers? There's a niche that needs filling here!

Don't worry about my puns, with a little work you'll be coming out with puns as phantastic as mine. I bet you really do phantasise about being able to outpun me one day after all. I don't phancy your chances though, I've been doing this a lot longer than you have. Heck, I've been here a lot longer than you have too, as is evident in my huge phan number. I expect all this will haunt you to your grave, but please, don't come back as a phantom to haunt me!

Yeah, you're right, if Julie did buy a RPG she might get addicted and we might not see her again! Zombie Julie is not good. Julie would be much better dancing a phandango when she manages to beat a highscore of mine. I bet that's another phantasy of yours eh?

......

What can I say, I'm a pun phanatic!

Knowing you you'll do both. I have to say you were very versatile for this, unlike me. I can't think of one either.
KC Managra 1 Julie 0
=)

No KC has not played a proper RPG in months now, in fact, the last time I played one was when I gave you that live commentary on Yiazmat.
OH noes! I just read....
KC Managra 1 Julie 1
And 2-1 on the other. Julie will not win this!

.....am I? There's only one I'd REALLY want.

You don't remember Yiazmat? The 50,000,000HP superboss? Shame on you!

I also am in utter disbelief Julie does not know what the 2-1 refers to. Here's a flashback for ya
No Julie NO
Yes KC YES

And then there was the picture you dared not see, all the more fitting to distract you and....
Remember now?

It's not rocket science now is it?
No, Omega was the one you missed the live commentary on. Yiazmat was the one you heard about.
You are 2-1 ahead. I don't lose on these kinds of things so even though it took me to directly TELL you ( =( it wasn't that bad was it?) what it is. And you should know the picture, I just made you look at it!

No Julie, in fact I have already won, thanks to your little tidbit about mine being far worse/better (depends on your perspective). Quality over quantity after all, yours barely lasted 2 lines, for shame!
Julie does not <3 my picture? ;_;
I suppose I could put up one of the 6 epic ones.

Is Julie saying she DIDN'T like it when she did it? Which implies you were only doing it for....well, I don't know why you'd do something you didn't want to do O_o How could you beat it? I don't know, but the way you try to beat everything else I do I wouldn't put it past you to try.

Poor Julie; fear not, I took 140 pictures on this resi, I'm bound to change them at some point.

Well it's nice to know you think I pwn at it =D You're not bad either, you spring it up nicely, almost from behind when no one is looking (wait....wouldn't that be hard for you?), like a sort of hit+run tactic. Whatever works for you I guess!

Nope, they're the terrible pictures, thanks to the flash disobeying me and working when it shouldn't have. THOSE pictures got deleted. Stalker pictures go with the picture of that style contest winner. Or was it fashion? Can't quite remember.....

I think what you do is just a TAD different to a car accident. No one gets physically hurt, well, not in the normal run of things. Mental trauma varies though....getting caught by Julie from behind sounds pretty damn scary.

Yes, and now I can take the stalking up one level! There's no hiding place for you now, not even in your own home....

Oh yeah? Prove it!
Wait! Actually....don't. I'll take your word for it. Just please....don't. Ok. No. Not ever.

You're right. There are two behind the hotel that I can make out. I wonder which one it is. You should tell me.

I'm petrified after that skype conversation. You've got an awful lot of influence that could greatly decide the quality of any time spent in Canada. Plus there's your infinite scrutiny which I shall be forced under the moment you see me. Oh, you wait til you're 18

Second paragraph=solved.
O_O

ummm wats up =]

OH LAWD
Yeah, I am a little surprised at your discriminatory nature though. I mean, it's not like I want to get cross-examined the moment I set foot in the place. I refuse to be subjected to your silly tests! ;_; I just wanna have fuuuuuun....and since when were rapists THAT choosy about their victims anyway?

I'm glad you did something with that picture. I still need to get round to doing the other piece >_>

Well regardless, Julie will at some point be subjecting me to some sort of bizarre Canadian test to determine the suitability, ability, and desirability of my own good self. I don't know why you have tests Julie.....although I suppose if it is a fleeting visit it's all you'll have time for. There'll be none of this 'maybe later' business, oh no.

I still don't see how you can attack from behind Julie. You've not properly explained how it works.

And what other piece d'ya think I mean? There's three names on it....

Julie, someone said you were talking about me. Mind explaining? XD

I don't know. :P Someone just pmed me out of the blue and said you were talking about me.. :P

Allow me to put it this way. Do you go to some place or other to get judged?
I doubt it.
Maybe I will. It depends what sort of treatment I get at the hands of Julie.

I'd hardly call it secret. You can post the whole thing if you want. But it only includes three people so it seems a little pointless going round randomly saying 'hay look at this awesome piccy' now doesn't it? You have it in your profile, that's all that matters

Well like I say, I don't know exactly what it will be like. It may well be the 'guest-from-another country' but what does that entail hmmm?

OH I SEE
That reminds me, I need to talk to you about that. I'll probably get on skype at some point....although not soon, unless Julie suddenly realises she is lonely and decides to actually let me know about it (as opposed to waiting til it's 2 hours late like last time).
It's a major flaw in your attack plans, lets put it that way.

Nope. They said it was you. XP What're you saying about me? :'P

They said you were telling people that I was cool. Which I know is a total lie. I'm far from being cool. XP

I R TEH WINNAR!
I R TEH WINNAR!
I R TEH WINNAR!
I R TEH WINNAR!
I R TEH WINNAR!
I R TEH WINNAR!

Yeah, you know what needs to be done Julie. Don't even think about trying again without changing your ways.

YOU LIE! YOU LIIIIE! flails arms about I'm not cool! XD

Yes! I'm a dork! I've always been a dork! XD

Hell yes. XD Dorks shall rule the world!

Well I will know then. After, say a fortnight has passed I know you will be coming. I seriously doubt anything Julie has/can do will beat the time she suffered at my hands. Well.....I say suffered....

Yeah, and you'll struggle to match the standards set in the dream too. I'm not even sure if it's possible. However, never one to dismiss you out of hand, I shall give you your chance.
Good luck with your technique, you are going to need it. Unless...wait, you already know it? =O

Weeell I could tell you but I have a feeling that would completely spoil your search for a new tactic. And I really don't want to ruin your fun, indeed, or mine, should your new one be different to the one already showcased.

Thank you!! Too bad achievements are not worth that many points... :P Maybe I should retire while I'm on top, before all these young guns hunt me down! :-)

Hah, so you want to know how your new tactic compares when you try it out? Fair enough. Just in case I do forget I shall write down a very detailed description (almost in a diary-like fashion) so I shall never forget. Not that I will anyway ^__

I'm going to let you off a little because you're new to this sort of thing. However, you must learnt to adapt to new situations quickly. As you now know, the same tactics will not work on everyone, and you must expand your skills to compensate for this =)
However, I appreciate that you're trying, and I have to admit Julie has never let me down. Yet.
Or else what? Just what exactly are you proposing the consequences to me will be hmm?

I'm so proud of you Julie

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff303/Dark_Sludge/Julies313.jpg

You're quite simply.....amazing

Well ok, the way YOU do it is not how I am used to. But the point I was making is you have to be quick to ADAPT, not just in your situation but in others too. But yes, you're pretty unique here Julie.
By the way, it doesn't take experience to know your attacks from behind wouldn't work. It's just plain common sense, but even someone with none would have been able to see the flaws the first time round.
You're proposing to test your ideas on me? Julie, I do not accept second rate systems a second time. I know you're new, and need the practise, but that's what the people in your mountain village are for. Then, when you know you have the technique honed to a fine point, then, THEN, you come to me.
But, if you're REALLY sure it's a good idea....well I suppose it's going to be a surprise, so whenever you're ready....

If you had got more, no screenshots, no special messages, nothing. Would you REALLY want that Julie? Would you?

Oh, you have to do it differently on the mountain people? What, does the altitude affect your tactics or something? Any fear of heights should be overcome by your primary focus on inflicting as much pleasure/pain as Julie decides shall be give out by her new skills.

Oh, I do too, very much. However, asides from the ones I get when I sign out too quickly I don't tend to get any. I guess I'm not special like Julie is =(

Oh, so you're new attack actually invovles some full frontal contact then? It must if people would see your face and then recognise you, and thus make you feel 'weird'. But the answer to your problemis quite obvious. Find an unsuspecting tourist and lure them in with some wily charms. Then, when they trust you enough....BAM!
Julie's assault on mind and body begins!

logs in

Somewhat? O_o It's hardly from the side, that would just be completely moronic. It's from the front or it's not. Which is it?

We don't get many foreign tourists in my area, so I don't get much of a chance! Only when I go on holiday to someplace or other do I finally get the chance to unleash in it in all it's glory!

Now? Don't know about now (yes, I've signed in before sending it this time, but you know what the problem is? It only delivers it when BOTH of us are online) but I did at the time ^__

Well it sounds like you've learned something at any rate, but I cannot pass judgement on it with a paltry description like that! I need details Julie, details!

What do you take me for eh? It doesn't work like that at all! What on earth is the point in charming someone into a dark alley? You ambush people who haven't seen you coming in dark alleys, you don't say
'hey, lets walk down here!' evil grin
That just gives your whole plan away. You are so young....you have much to learn.

is well aware of what you said

But you're not understanding what I'm saying Julie. I do not want to lure people down dark alleys. Why would I? They're way too exposed to members of the public, and from what we discussed about keeping hidden from other people's eyes not so long ago, you should know that there are better places to lure people.

I once again refer you to to our last conversation. Only move it a bit further on. Now what was that location again?

There are secret locations in there? Yes, I meant the room, where else?
So tell me about these secret rooms of yours =)

FINE
What secret places are you referring to?

You make them sound like the kind of places you sneak off to in the dead of night with the guy you have a massive crush on.
Ah, young carefree <3 trance-like state

I don't see why those places are inappropriate. It's the sort of thing women like you consider romantic, making out under the stars on the edge of a cliff.
But you're wrong. There are no convieniently located cliffs/bridges to do this in my town.

Yeah, women like you.

I know you wouldn't be near the edge, I haven't forgotten your utter terror at being anything more than 6ft above the surrounding landscape. However, when Julie is busy seducing hawt guys she is distracted enough for the height to be irrelevant.

I know a few places to sneak off to >_>
But they're not in town and no one I know would make it to them easily. And they CERTAINLY wouldn't get back out, and really I could do without the complaining.

Why wouldn't you?

Well more 'trek over the hills'. It's actually not hard, but too many people expect everything on a plate for them these days....it just doesn't work that way!

Nonsense. When Julie does the <3 attack she puts her all into it. Literally AND metaphorically.

You want to know how I found them? Bored one day. Went out. Nothing phancy I'm afraid. If you were expecting a thrilling tale involving insert thrilling material then I'm sorry to disappoint you.

No, you wouldn't. <3 keeps Julie very busy.

Well I could have made up a story I suppose, but as you know, I would never lie to you =)

Yes, you have already made your high standards when it comes to guys very clear. You need not reel off the long list of requirements again.

BAH
What is this secret place? It probably isn't as good as mine, partly because it's not real, but even if it were real, it'd still not be the same because you don't get British accents from a book.

It's OK Julie. The comment space wouldnt't be big enough.

MEADOWS? I've never understood the fascination of meadows. Woodlands are sooooo much better. And sun! Ugh! The sun is as big a pain as the pouring rain! All that sunburn and excess heat/humidity makes things far harder than they've any right to be. Cloud with a moderate breeze....bliss ^__
Boggy ground is always fun too. Specially if it's the spring type.

I'm surprised you haven't recorded it yet. It's not like you haven't had the oppurtunity. Well....I guess you might have actually, but I somehow don't think you;d miss the chance to brag about it.

So not a peace sign on skype. LOL

Told you Julie ^__

1. No
2. No car necessary

Hell no. Meadows are meh. Woodlands are WOW! Often, they're more isolated too. Meadows are too frequently visited by the kind of people that would call Ragwort pretty. Then they'd give it to the nice horses....

That good eh? You Canadians must really suffer from a lack of tourism. Or maybe just in your area. You really should get someone to come and show them a REAL good time....ie no pain/complaints.

Hello Julie, it is good to be back on your friends list again.

Meadows in the middle of forests do not exist. The closest you will get to that is a glade, and even then you won't get your pretty wildflowers.
Then hours walk it shall be! I have done hours before, I can do it again, were I that way inclined, but naw, my woods are a mere 1.5 hours away.

Ragwort is a plant! A poisonous plant which people seem to enjoy leaving in fields with grazing animals in! Then the animals die because they're stupid enough to eat it!

Yeah, a REAL good time, although if you ever show them you're 'peace signs' you're likely to offend them before you've even said 'hi'.

Of course you ran! You don't tend to walk with a basketball do you? Not unless you want to lose.

Because people lack knowledge. People don't know what that pretty yellow flower in that field is. Then when their horse is dead from kidney failure they have no idea why.....

OH LAWD.....is what you'd say to me if I'd written that sentence. You and your friends.....
Yes please do remember. It's a sign exclusive to your merry little town. Being as isolated as it is you probably have your own language....well you do, I've heard it!

What are you, some sort of pathetic weakling? Get up and out there and run like your life depends on it! Because in a competitive basketball game, it just might.

Yes you should, we know they're only examples. Do it Julie. Do it.
DO
IT
We won't be offended.
DO IT.

I don't run Julie I walk at whatever pace I choose. I feel no rush, no pressure, no deadline, just the open world that says to me'STEP RIGHT UP KC AND DO WHATSOEVER YOU PLEASE!' At my own lovely pace.

Very sure. It's not hard after all.
JUST
DO
IT

Meh, least you don't have to pay board.

Yes, you are stalling. Stalling is not good. Stalling is never good. Don't stall another second. Stop stalling now. And just do it.

I should hope so too. Teh spoilt brats will be eaten alive i they've never payed their way before!

Lolz, they don't even look that much like peace signs. More like half a peace sign, as if they can't decide what they are doing is offending the people opposite them. And if they were agree'd with you

But loans are acceptable. You're almost forced to take them out if you want a car, and you certainly won't get a home of your own without a mortgage (lottery winning aside). As long as these people of yours have the common sense not to take out what they can't pay back.....

Well seeing as I have absolutely no way to contact your friends you'll just have to ask them for me. Or give me their numbers. Then I can call them and ask them myself about their chavish language and general behaviour.

Back off Julie! >:O
Its MY cat! Go get your own!!

Psh, everyone has a bank account. How else do your wages get paid? But only some of your friends are smart? =O

Oh, so now they know they're going to deliberatly do it to everyone. Chavettes, the lot of you. You'll be spraying graffitti over the cliffs next.

Oh sure! I know your evil plan was to steal it...
Why arnt you allowed one? You should buy one and hide it in your room! :D Or you can have my cat Garfield, he is fat and loud :P Kinda annoying.

Im an evil stalker. I know ALL your plans Julie >:D
Your parents have problems! Cats are lovley! What do you think I am? Some kind of mean person? DRIBBLE? Wtf? Who would call there cat Dribble? :P

That's true. I wouldn't. Academically anyway.

Yes I am using British terminology, but there's no reason for you not to understand it. The only excuse you might have is if I were doing cockney rhyming slang. Which that is not.
Definition-wise, a chavette is a female version of a chav. What is a chav?
Here is a definition you shall find most detailed.

"Chav" The origins of the word 'chav' are somewhat unknown. However, a stereotypical chav will be somewhat lacking in intelligence, culture and possess an in-bred nature of stupidity and a totally blinkered attitude.

Sometimes described as 'burberry' wearing individuals, the typical chav can often be seen indulging in anti-social behaviour in many environments, whilst casually dressed in tracksuit and (cheap gold jewellery) 'bling', coupled with an assortment of head gear (most often a cap). 'Chavs' are known for their regular participation within situations closely connected with many different types of anti-social behaviour. The chav can often resemble the Neighbour From Hell (NFH).

Some claim the word 'chav' is an acronym for Council Housed And Vulgar.

=O
That's even better than yours isn't it? Smart guy.

O RLY? You make them sound it. They're either chavettes or ladettes. Maybe a cross between both. Actually, ladette sounds more likely.

=O ZOMG!

Exactly. Im never mean! :D Yeah.. Dibble...not Dribble :P And a totaly weird person like you would name there cat dribble!

What, you're saying he looks/acts stupidly?

Yeah, ladette. A female typically between the ages of 15-25 who regularly engages in acts of debauchery, often going hand in hand with chav-like manners/language.

Yes you do. I hope you still have the instructions I sent you.

BAILEY'S TIME!

.....
Pics nao!

I guess it's as good a term as any for them. Defines them to a T!
inb4hangover

Do not shorten anything I gave you. Ever.
EVER
You're just too lazy sometimes....wanting to abbreviate it like that

:O And you wonder why your parents wont let you have a cat...

Um, the guy Home made it for me. :D I could never do anything like that. :P

:P
We got two of our cats from the blue cross so they already had names ^_ Saves hassle of trying to think of them :D

It's not rocket science Julie....take some!

Oh yeah, because I love to have parties all by myself....nope, no guests around to drink with. =(

Pfffft, you guys are all lazy across that ocean. Must be something to do with excess land mass. Makes people less inclined to physically active tasks like writing a whole word or proper sentences. I've never had any provblems using the proper names before, I shall not stop now!

Well, you can re-name them if there young enough. If there old they will have already learnt there names
(>)_(<)

Im sure you could like shorten there name to something cool, like my cat Patrick.. I dont exactly call him that :P too long..

Because you love him.
Or you love to show me pics. Pick one.

IT'S A BIT LATE. Now I have to wait til level 18, most likely a whole month away, I seem to get one level up on a monthly basis

O_o@more inside. Oh well, I'll know soon enough

Also, as for that so called "love triangle".. well.. I just stay out of it :P

I call him Patterz acctually ;D And only 3 cats.. I want more though!

Feel the lurve down there? That sounds slightly wrong... :P

Nope, 5 - 6 cats would be so cool though!
Yeah.. but I would have to keep it in my bedroom if I was hiding it! What if it went to the toilet everywhere?! That would just be ewwie!

Haha! Im not sick minded! :O

There we go. I shall expect it up by Monday evening. Or Tuesday if you have Monday off.

Yes Julie, yes I will. Quite whether this friend will share my sentiments of levelling up I do not know, but I can come up with an excuse.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG so am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I do phail at photoshop. Home does some sort of graphic designing as his profession so he's pretty good :P

College is fun. It's a lot more relaxing than high school, except there is a LOT more homework :(

50 cats? If I had 50 cats they would all die :P I would never be bothered to feed them all, think how long it would take?! I could potty train them.. but I only have one litter tray which my kitten needs! I suppose I could use something else... like a pot or something!

So whatz? Just because I thought of it doesnt mean I have a sick mind! You got what I meant so surley that means you have a sick mind too? :D

Unfortunatlety I dont have a sandbox ;_; If I did that would be perfect though! ...but think of the smell...

Yeah SEE! If im sick minded then so are you! :D Guttedd.
Cant touch it NAH NAH NAH! :P My cat hates being stroked anywayz. >_<

Yay! He won't know what's hit him!

That was my late celebration that's all. I shall try to make the next one more prompt, but I don't promise anything. I hope you got away with your viewing time. If your parents won't buy you any get some yourself. At £4.00 (8CAD) it's not that much to shell out.

Soon? Moar liek NAO

You even gave yourself time to plan an effective strategy. Amazing.

You didn't try hard enough then. And too hard in other parts, but then again, it's easy to tell when Julie is playing dumb.
Good luck in getting some, they split up years ago so you'll never find their singles/album on sale.

Won't your friend ask you all sorts of annoying questions? I haven't forgotten the person you wanted to punch for spreading rumours about you before the summer holidays.

I could make my parents clean it, but the point of having it is so my parents dont know I have a cat! What am I supposed to tell them then? It was me who was using the box? :P

Yayz for the sick minded peoplez! :D
Only my kitten hates being strokedd >_> My fat gingee lurves itt! And my other cat has little hissy fits if you go near it.. but it likes being stroked.. you just have to be carefull not to get too close :-)

Too right it shouldn't. With your experience of photographing people it should have been a doddle but noooo.

No, I said you weren't because you wouldn't have gotten away with it. Like now. Stop it. Or else. You're really bad you know

Well if you're sure a letter won't prompt ever more questions out of them feel free to take them along. Otherwise I'd avoid taking sharp objects with you, lest the rage overcome you from excessive inquisitivity.

Well.. it could work.. but my parents would probaly let me have another cat anyway if I askedd, which means we have been planning it for no reason? :P

My cat comes from the blue cross so she hasnt had the best start to life and is slightly shy D:

I dunno? :P It was quite fun talking about cat litter trays though :-)

Yes, she doent mind being stroked as much as she used too! :D I think its because she has the best owner evarr!

Took the words right out of my mouth

What do you think I'd do? I'd show the entire internet just exactly what foul hand gestures you come out with, that's what I'd do.

Now THIS is an example of fail. Why do you even need this friend to go with you? It's not like you need moral support when dealing with the members of staff.

Yesssss. Im sure you would be a good owner, but you fail because you have no pets! :O

Well you said you'd be a failure if you didn't have it....and you don't. My esteem of you has dropped at this news, and I'm sure you know the only way to bring it back up again! However, if these pictures of Aloha Day are any good you might gain a reprieve.

So you say, but everyone else disagrees.

Julie? Lonely? Pah! It's a five minute job, and then you can be back in the company of friends again. Or I know! Get your brother to accompany you! He'd love that....

Your album comes with usual stalker snapshots from behind and the sneaky ones of topless guys. Oh, and foul language. Lets not forget that. But amongst all the stalker-esque pictures there were enough to make it worth donating 5 minutes of my life towards viewing them.

Not against you. You're just WRONG

Pah! You keep this up and all I will get is decomposition through the letterbox. You may be forced to brave the very very very dangerous streets all alone! =O
THE HORROR!

Awwh poor Juliee :P
Anyway, I went to the opticians today and they think I might be alergic to my cats!! ;_;

I know.. ;_; Its so not fair. I dont care though, im still going to cuddle them :D I will just have to take medecation >_<

Fact is though Julie, they were still in the album, in all their glory. YOU took them, you uploaded them, YOU hosted them on the internet.

Fine. I stand by mine that you're wrong

OMG people talking to you in the streets? NEVAR!!! Better be careful, that 'HI' could be a cleverly planned trap to kidnap rape and murder you!
Oh yes, there's some nasty people out there

Yeahh, I got checked over. Ah wellz..

lern2read. I said in my first comment about them there were some I liked.

I would have stayed longer, but I was playing Uno without some kind of dramatic music and that combination is enough to send me sleepy-byes very quickly. Maybe you should try getting on earlier in future.

Asian-ish? Wut? You make no sense. But you do not look spanish, so neither do these people. Whatever is wrong with good ol English anyway?

Yep. Its a very mild allergy which makes me sneeze nd getitchy eyes.

Yeah it does suck, oh well.
And they better still lurve me :O >:D

.....I'll say it again.
LERN.2.READ Gawd.....

Nope not much now, woo for early starts! Although they seem to be taking pity on me now and giving less of them. So I get slightly more sleep now.

No Julie, I cannot say I do know what it's like when people try to impersonate Asians. I have never seen it done. I am clueless as to what you are talking about here.

I think I would kill myself :P
My cats are like..my best friends ;_;

I think I would kill myself :P
My cats are like..my best friends ;_;

I shall let you know if it ever gets here. Then you can relax your murderous urges for another day.

NO HE DOESN'T. Not 5:30 starts anyway. That said, I prefer them to late finishes. Sometimes you can end up working til 23:00, although that's stupidly rare thankfully.

Well actually.....no. LIES, there probably are, but I cannot bring any to mind and I've lived here for over 10 years now. It's just not a town many foreigners will go to =) Except as a tourist, but even then our tourists are almost always Brits.

My mummy? :D

WARN me? Don't tell me you've regretted writing something in there now....hah, well I guess it's too late!

Yep, not standard work though, more like a guided walk in the evening because people don't want to take a day off work to do it and as such do it afterwards instead.

We HAVE a big attraction, but it's not attractive to foreigners. srsly, how many foreigners would come to see a World Heritage Site or Matlock Bath? Not many. However, actual English tourists are very common around here. Heck, Matlock Bath is like an inalnd seaside resort.

Yesh! Or my brother, but chances are he wouldnt feed them ;P

Julie iss clevarr! :D
goes and write will

It's here! O_O

Yes, you would be. Hence why you will never see me online after doing one.

Of course you'd go to a seaside resort. But this is an INLAND seaside resort ie no beach or sea. Would you go to one of those? WOULD YOU?
Not if you're a foreigner you wouldn't.

:P No he doesnt have a choice. Although im sure it would be much easier if I just didnt die .. >_>

wut? Julie's writing is neat! Almost obsessively neat. Like you actually put effort into making every last letter perfectly clear to read.

Maaaybe. Depends on the 'get up in the morning' time.

Didn't I tell you this already? It's a seaside resort without the beach or the sea. Loads of fish and chip shops. And cliffs! Got to climb those cliffs! And caves! If you're lucky you can get in on a walk around them. They're proper caves too ie not lit artificially with thousands of lightbulbs. You get to go in the old fashioned way with a torch on the head!
IT'S AMAZING

Im scared of heights, you wont EVAR find me anywhere near cliffs.

I remeber when I went rock climbing with my school.. I nearly wet myself >_<

Omg! I could play chickken! :D

No Julie, it was not threatening enough. If you censor things it will never be threatening. If someone kidnapped say, your family and their threat was then bleeped liek on those blooper shows would you feel half as threatened as if it had been completely uncensored?
NO
You wouldn't.

Baloney. I did. Here's something else I've told you too
Lern2read
No, I did not take any pictures when I got the oppurtunity to go through them. Was too paranoid about breaking the camera

Lol, ive always wanted to play chicken! Im not trying to die >_> Just THINKING of ways to die :D

I know the basics of it, I just don't know the finer details. I am surprised it only ends with a daze though, I thought Julie was much more intense than that? Liek all WHOAMG DID THAT RLY JUST HAPPEN?!?!? _+X_X ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG etc etc

Check your comments again. You will see it for yourself

I was thinking with trains, that way if you get hit theres more chance of.. !!

Well of course you don't use it to kill! That's the most moronic idea ever. I don't even think it's capable of killing anyway. Something would have to go horribly wrong.

It's off your main page now. You'll have to view all and ctrl+f

I think chicken would work best, so chicken it iss! :D

Weapons? All of a sudden I am less keen on the idea Julie. You sure know how to put people off. Brandishing scalpels around will get you nowhere.

TOTAL GARBAGE. Search again, and DO IT PROPERLY.
Don't make me have to find it for you.

Lol.
OMGG! We so have to play chicken, how about chocolate ice cream?! Om nom nom

You deny it yet there's something about you Julie....
Stalkers tend to get pretty violent you know. Especially if they get rejected.

Seeing as you seem to be incapable of reading multiple posts and forming links to what was written in them I am now going to spell it out very clearly for you
Originally I wrote
"We HAVE a big attraction, but it's not attractive to foreigners. srsly, how many foreigners would come to see a World Heritage Site or Matlock Bath? Not many. However, actual English tourists are very common around here. Heck, Matlock Bath is like an inland seaside resort"

Then I wrote

"Of course you'd go to a seaside resort. But this is an INLAND seaside resort ie no beach or sea. Would you go to one of those? WOULD YOU?
Not if you're a foreigner you wouldn't"

DON'T DENY IT.
Open your eyes, use them and you will realise your mistake. Then, when you have seen it you shall apologise most humbly for ever doubting me. And of course, you will learn not to do so again.

Yeah, well, you got everyone right, unlike xxx, lol what a fail.

Yeah, trains.. then IF we survive cars :P
Ben and Jerrys.. drools

But Julie, surely a stalker's efforts must all eventually end in a culmination of some sort. They cannot restrain their feelings forever, and when they do come out into the open....well things get interesting.

Thank you Julie. Live and Learn =)

But it does Julie. If you never let it seep through you wouldn't be a stalker. you would be ignorant. Try as you might, if you call yourself a stalker, you have already released part of your urges.
It's more a case of controlling the flow and satisfying your desires without being discovered.

For Juliespam I was surprised to see only one message from you on my page. One post isn't spam, it's a message like any other.
Don't worry, I won't report you

Well Julie, it might not have crossed your mind before.. but jumping in front of trains and cars is slightly dangerous :P

I just know how your mind works. As a stalker you reveal an awful lot about yourself. Usually the victim doesn't even know they exist! That is, until the are ambushed in a dark alley and raped.

Well you have another chance. But make the spam worth reading still. If I get back and find a load of full stops on my page....well I have faith in you Julie.
You said you had an hour, I think you have half of that left to work on it!

I was just checking you knew :P :D

Yeah, we know you prefer to sneak into hotel rooms in the middle of the night using a master key, but the end result is still the same.
All the victim gets to cry out is 'what the h-' Then it's Julierape time.

1300 eh? Would be better at 1313 you know. But 1300 is good all the same!
Happy 526th comment to you Julie!

Well of course it's going to be hard.
But come on, ME ruin your plan? You're the one saying 'oh but it wouldn't be as easy as etc etc etc'.
If there are things you don't know, you work out how to do them.

And as I post that I see a new picture up there! With teh glasses! =D I can see why you won that style contest too ;)

Needs less slide message though>_>

It doesn't matter which plan you mean, it's likely I'll already be ahead of anything you have in store.

Yes Ok, I see the new message. Yes Julie, we do lurve it. We still question why though. Ah, Julie's traditions, make no sense, but still not a bad thing.

My mind is not due to slow down until 80 years of age. Your only alternative is to age yours faster and catch up. How to do that? You must allow yourself under the influence of older people so you can become like them!

No, I have not. Basketball is not a big sport in England, and we're CERTAINLY not going to get someone else's coverage anywhere beyond midnight on channel 5. And even those will only be highlights.
I still fail to see the point, but meh.
I'm signing off anyway, before you try to implant more ridiculous ideas in my mind. I guess it's story time?

pew pew pew... hey julie! XD

Of couse my plan worked! I thought of it! :D

hackin awesome profile!!

OMG LIEK TTLY AWESOME MOAR JULIE MOAR!

ur welcome! :)

:O
How can you say that? I woulld nevar try to reel you into playing chicken!

WHAT A TWIST!
gets ready to murder 404

England and canada arnt that far away are they? Of course the winner still getz ice cream! I mean, thats the only reason were playingg chicken.. for the icee cream!! :P

Eep! Thats ageess away! :P
and yeah.. I would totaly die forr ice cream!

Yes, and improvisation is known to work.

Whaddya mean you don't know how to show us videos? Have you never heard of a site called Youtube?

No. You can make the private and only available for viewers whom you preselect.
Yes it means work. Do it anyway

The only thing iss, if you die for ice cream then you still dont get any ice cream cause' your dead! =(

Depends on whether you go to heaven or hell I supposee >_>

Get a faster computer
And
lern2makemovies

Really! Can I ride with you?!

Then it should be no problem. I expect the link in 24 hours

Lol, melty ice creamm is yummyy though!

Wheeeeee!!!!

Yes you do, and you had better meet it
OR ELSE

Suppose.. but ice cream is always yummy! ALWAYS!

Yeah, but I'll just take it round to them as we go.

Yes, but unlike the other deadlines, this one is IMPORTANT.

Yeah I would :P It'd be like melty whipped cream on hot chocolatee..mmmm...drools

I don't see why not Julie. Do you doubt me?

Psh, they will all be easy. Much like the video. And the homework will give you nowhere near as much pleasure to complete.

Weell..
It would taste similarish!

Next time i have ice cream i'll put it in the microwave! Booring julie with her normal ice creaam..

Then you'd better improve or you'll see rapid declines in your intellect.

So TWO easy things that you enjoy! What more could you ask for Julie?

Im going you eat my hot ice cream with a fork!

You? *to
Typoo =(

Secrets are fun! They keep people guessing

'fall ill' ring in etc etc you know the drill. Failing that finish early. Failing that take a laptop with mobile broadband.

More than you know.
Oh wait, that's the general idea

FOR GAWD SAKE JULIE IT'S NOT HARD TO GET

Must I? How do you know?

WELL TRY TO GET IT

No occasion, just thought I would. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

Aye, and they're secrets for a very good reason!

Well have another look at it. I know I didn't punctuate properly, but that was deliberate. How complicated is pulling a sickie anyway?

Evidentally not. Otherwise I would not be writing this comment right now

:P Ill find a way! But if I dont, I can always borrow one of your spoonies! :)

Now you're just rephrasing what I wrote

JULIEEEEE! That is not what I meant AT ALL. It's liek you can't read basic English sometimes! If you don't get it soon that comment will disappear off your page and you'll have to view all 565 of them to find it.

I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again. As long as I keep up with board payments and don't play the music too loud, they won't really care. All I have to worry about is work in the morning, of which there is none today.
Unlike yourself!

OMGOMGOMG! I <3 sporks! :D And me? Your idol? That would make me feel so spechal!

It shouldn't.

My English is perfect English which translates to normal/standard UK English. If you don't understand me you can't claim to understand English and should go take classes or use Google Translator Tools and get my words changed into your native tongue.

You'd be surprised how fun it is =)
AT LEAST YOU'RE GETTING MONEY.
I have received none and been completely unproductive. Unlike the other 6 days this week.

Urghh.. I WILL find a way a way to eat it with a fork! Even if its the last thing I ever ddoo!

:D I am working on a way now .. its a shame I have no ice cream to try it out on thougghh :(

It shouldn't

There is nothing wrong with the way I word my sentences! My sentences take form in simple easy-to-understand ways. For instance, look at this comment. Is there anything hard about it? No. Now look at the other comment. There's nothing hard about that either.

A pond of sorts. It's a bit too big for a pond but too small for a lake. But it's closer to a lake than a pond so I'll call it a lake completely swamped with 8ft high reeds so you can't see anything. It's not deep though, which was just as well as we had to go into the middle of it.

Yes, being unproductive is fun, but you have to be productive in the week to appreciate your unproductive time ;)

I cantt :P Its too cold for ice cream anywayz!

It shouldn't

Your brain must be missing the part of it that enables it to work without punctuation. Of course that's not necessarily a bad thing, but when you want to use it for effect it becomes ridiculous when you can't understand any of it.

I can see what you mean. That sure did look fun.

Yes is :P

But it still shouldn't.

If you seriously can't work out what I meant by that sentence.....then you need to look at it. Again. And again. Until you do work it out. Abandon all your preconceived notions about it. The answer will come to you

=O
WHAT?
They're screwed without you Julie. Do you want that loss on your conscience?

Well it shouldn't

expects CORRECT answer by the time I next view my profile

Surgery eh? You been rotting your teeth on fizzy drinks and sweets? It all catches up to you. You'll be needing falsies at 20 the way you're going young lady. I do hope it's not a filling, I hear they are exceedlingy painful.

But it shouldn't

Yes Julie, I did mean take a sick day. And if you couldn't, finish early. And if you couldn't do that, take a laptop. You're slowing down in your old age!

Never ever had a filling. Or any other treatment at a dentist beyond a routine check up. Tooth removal sounds worse than a filling. I hope they give you good anaesthetic or it could hurt. And lets not forget how long it lasts, it's no good if you step out the dentist and half an hour later it HURTSLIKEASONOFA....


=)

Yes.. that is what I meant :P

No Juliee, im not as weird as you :P

NO

:P No I dont roolll that way.

"Learn to bee weird like Julie"
..sounds like greatt fun xD

It shouldn't

I'll have to start giving you lessons. I think you've been living with that family fo yours too long. You and yer foreign languages.

TWO days? But how will Julie take her minfd off the discomfort/pain/agony/(insert other side effect here) of those days? At least with school you could get distracted from it somewhat.

I havee a hurrty eyebrow, thats kind of like an ankle..

It shouldn't

Then lets see how much you remember. define:gander for me Julie!
SAY SCREEN
=)

Yes, you need to make more of those videos. So I can tell you which of your friends look like blokes. And listen to more singing. And dancing.
FTW!

:P My friend broke her leg! Beaat that.

Urrmm.. FINE. I cant beat it ;_;

It shouldn't.

Correct.
But I am disappointed that you don't recognise two (although it can be more) words all in caps for what it really is. You should know by now.

Yes, blokes=guys guys=blokes
While I could make a video of the people I work with most of the people would simply turn their noses up at the dancing part.
Personally, I'd agree with them. Task sites ain't no place for stumbling around like a drunken buffoon.

Well.. your person had the worst injury, so technicly you and youu person loose! :P

*your

It shouldn't

Well no, I don't give you the same one twice do I Julie?

Well we do travel in a minibus. It wouldn't have the numbers that you'd have though, and you'd likely not understand a word we said. Not that my video camera can pick up sound ;_;
jealous

<_< Hmmm.. but technicly your not your friennd, so YOU lose. Me and my eyebrow wiin! :D

It shouldn't.

YOU TOOK YOUR TIME

Partly because of the accents. Partly because most of things they talk about are related to the work so unless you know words like 'Buzzrd', 'Birds Foot Treffoil' or 'fell and deeproot it' you'd be all liek 'lolwut?'
No, we speak normal languages. Unlike you.

hey home giiirl :]]
i havnt talked tou you in forever and a day! haha
soo i thought that i would stop by and say hello and see how you are doin and what not
sooo
yeah :]]

Becauussseeee.. me and my eyebrow pwn you andd your ankle!

Me lie too you? NOWAY! ;P

I win because you lose.

I just told you why!

oh im doing very good :]]
we need to play a game together some time
idk what but we need to! haha
and we dont have thanksgiving here yeet its like..
next month
haha :D

Yes there is logiic, you just dont see itt.

It shouldn't.

Well I thought I wouldn't have even needed to write anything but that. You know what they look like by now!

Since when was English not normal? Just because you speak something completely different at home, doesn't mean English should be foreign to you

:D
nope
thanksgiving for me is like late in november or somethin
but its kinda werid they are different...
but oh well :]]

Therreee IS logic! Doonnt lie!

IT SHOULDN'T YOU FAGGOT NEVER EVER MIMIC WHAT I SAY AGAIN

YOU SHOULD YOU FAGGOT NEXT TIME MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR BRAIN

All my words are English. If you don't know what my posts say you can't claim to know English.
Don't you always try to understand a different language though? You try to understand me....

..andd you just lied >_<

Reason wasn't working. So rather than make the mistake Danaroth did in the screenshots, I decided to use a more direct approach.


I'm only a different language because you don't know English. As I know, it's not your main language as I believe I have already pointed out to you at some point during these comments.

True. But they might come back. They might think you were 'away' and keep hounding you until you respond in some way. Only outright rude rejection will get anyone off your back for good.

Speaking of school hours, isn't that where you should be now?
Or did you have that operation?

Harsh as it may be, sometimes you have to do it for the greater good.

In a couple of minutes? Better send this now then.....
ENJOY!

How?

But how do I get proof? :P

I was actually talking generally, but that's one of the greater goods, yes.

I'm right? No surprise there then....
What may come as more of a surprise to you is that nothing distracts you from the pain completely. No matter how much you thought MPA would save you it cannot stop it absolutely, and as a result your play will suffer.It's not like you thought. The pain has not driven an unstoppable rage over you. It is as detrimental to your play as your lag is to xxx. And there ain't one dang thing you can do about it.....except wait.....and rampage afterwards

Yes. I have no idea what you're talking about, but yes.

Haha, keep the faith! You'll be rid of it eventually. I know what you're going through. Well not with teeth obviously, but even right now there is still somg bug that needs to go away.
No, that is not a euphemism.

hah okie dokie
and yup
sometime next month
haha

Yes you do, and you should tell me

No, you're not missing a point.
KC is ill! =(
Speaking of which shouldn't you be online now seizing advantage of your time off uploading all those videos you have?

You fail.

You too Julie!
Whaddya mean? Why do you even need a converter? Can't you just stick them straight on the computer, or better yet, just upload them directly?
Because (depending on how long it has been since you sent them off) it's looking unlikely you'll get them back now.

lulz, now THAT sounds like something we should see on skype.

Well what kind of camera gives you files you can't even use? You need a new one. One that gives you more identifiable filetypes.

Be lonely more. Your family shouldn't take you out now you're ill anyway. You need to recover.

I wouldn't need to wait til Christmas for a new camera, I could get one now if I wanted to. BUT, it's got to have more than the ability to pick up sound if I am going to replace my current one.

Tell them you're fine. Really. But it would be better for you to stay home lest the cold wind only inflame the pain while they have fun.

Lets just say for all I use my camera for it will probably take a breakage of the current one to persuade me to get a new one.

HE DID!

Still no closer to working out what the hell is wrong with my scripting =( Or my naming. Or whatever the hell it is.

Well I'm hardly going to smash it against the rocks am I?

Eh, no ones been online to ask. I suppose there's the forums but I'm avoiding them like the plague because generally all you'll get is 'use google' (and yes, it's something I have done).
Nope, I'm going to have to work it out myself. This always was going to be difficult ;)

GODDAMN
Only took like four days to work out.
That's the test over. Now for the real thing.

Ahh, It's ok :)
I have to go now, But maybe we can continue some other time ? :)

I don't enrage THAT easily. But even if I were I know the value of my camera. It's important not to waste it.

Yes, a test. I needed to get the essentials down to start with so rather than waste my time learning fancy animations to start off with I decided what it would actually NEED to work.
In this case, a text box with buttons that direct properly. These are now done, so I can now focus on the extraneous areas of it. And making frames. Lots of frames.

I'm not an idiot. I'm not going to sit on my camera, but even if I did it's not made of glass.

Now I have the opposite problem. Instead of it not accepting the correct answer it now thinks everything is correct.

;_;

You may as well have done. To suggest I could is suggesting I would do it.

I don't know what it is. It's being an ass. Obviously it's the actionscript, but it shouldn't do that because the answer is clearly specified. And anything else is supposed to send you to the 'wrong' frame.
Aack, it's too late to work on this kind of thing x_x

I like to know where my camera is at all times. Usually safe inside the cupboard, where no harm comes to it.

It's not stress, I'm not working to a deadline. I just want it to....work. Ideally soon. I won't be working on it tomorrow, got a day out at....well I'll tell you about it later.

hey!!


smile like ever..


..don't change

BYE!!

It's not caution. It's common sense. If you don't need something for more than 24 hours store it away safetly.

Hmmm yes all I need to do is make it so the....
works on it
Just a whole day of Go-Karting. Utter murder on your arms. But very different to normal driving and a helluva lot more fun....and violent.

No you won't. You were born with a MEMORY.

STILL WORKING ON IT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT THIS EVENING BECAUSE I WAS LAZY

It was an hour long session. Any longer and my arms would be vibrating right now from exhaustion. That constant steering is tough after a bit.
Snow=go quad-biking

Mine isn't. Sucks be it to you eh?

No, we had about 15 minutes break after 30 minutes out there, then went out for another 30. Of course I knew the people there. It was an official celebration event. And all those grudges built up could be ousted ;)
Lets just say there were people I made crash and/or spin out.
Lets also say that I was on the receiving end of plenty of that too. How anyone didn't get black-flagged I don't know.

Oh, and quad-biking is the 4x4 version of Go-Karting. Done on any terrain. But ideally the muddy hilly kind. With the right tyres it could do snow too.

That's a memory aid, but technically it doesn't count as actually remembering anything, because your head is not doing the work.

Of all the hard work we have done and a project coming to an end.
There are two types of warning flag. Black and White (diagnonal stripe halving the two, not a chequered flag) and Black. Black and White is your warning for 'dangerous driving' that's not necessarily just hitting other people. Black flag means you have to pull into the pit lane after another lap and as such lose time, bad news if you get it because you are scored on how many laps you complete!
And yes, there were a few Black and White flags. Even one at me, even though it TOTALLY wasn't my fault ;)

What the hell are you on about? No. I mean Quad-Biking.

But you can't claim to have a good memory then. Memory aids are only there to compensate for deficiencies that you have.

Oh please. THEY were the ones hitting me, they tried to approach on the inside of a corner, I hadn't seen them coming up so I just came in from the outside to take the corner on the inside and then it was 'smack+spinout' time.
And it wasn't a Black Flag. It was a BLACK AND WHITE flag.
Incidentally, I also did not win.

It's still quad-biking. That's what we call it.

You shouldn't need them though. Your memory should be good enough to remember important things without prompting.

Fact number 1 of Go Karting-You must look forwards or you will crash
Fact number 2 of Go Karting-Knowining fact 1 you will not attempt to pass on the inside of a corner when you know full well that that is the same line the person you are trying to overtake will use.
Fact number 3 of Go Karting-Failure to accept the previous two facts will result in crashes

You don't need snow to go Quad Biking. Countryside will do, the muddier the better.

Not never. But by the sounds of it a lot less than you have.

Well sort of. As you score no points and there is more satisfaction in officially crushing your rival in lap number there's no real advantage to be gained in spinning you both out (and if you hit them that WILL happen) as you'll both lose time.

Sadly no. I really wouldn't mind it though, something to nag about for another 'celebration event' I think.

Oh you could not be more right

Well if you do it properly you wouldn't spin out, but none of us are that good, so crash into each other=both end up stopped in middle of track facing the wrong way.

I didn't actually. This was always part of the plan, thanks to the very large budget we were assigned by the top dogs.

Oh Julie.
SAW IS NOT SCARY.
SAW HAS NEVER BEEN SCARY
SAW NEVER WILL BE SCARY
All it is is gore gore and more gore. But there's a good amount of attention to detail plotwise, and imaginative traps, so it's worth it.

Not unless you're a bad driver. We were pretty spaced out and the karts handle well enough to have to dodge some pillock in the middle of the track.

No, it was not a guarantee. It was simply listed as 'celebration event' to start off with, along the way we took a general consensus on what would be popular, and thereon it went.

THEN WHY DID YOU GO SEE IT IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT

The track wasn't that big. It was the width of three karts. Which when you're racing along at 40mph seems a lot less than it really is.

Theme parks? Residential? Hueg walk? All viable options at the time.

What's wrong with blood and gore? It's just a bit of red stuff oozing from a human body. What's so bad about that?

No it was not long. Standard laps were about 26 seconds, and there were a lot of curves, usually 180 degree ones too.

10 miles is not huge. 20 miles is long, but not huge. 40 miles is huge. For a walk. But we wouldn't do that, 20 miles would probably have been the max considering driving there/back time.

Everything is right with it, it adds a sense of realism to the film. If there had been no blood at all in any of the Saw films it would have been completely nonsensical and unrealistic.
However, keep the blood in, it's as real as you can get.

No Julie. Just no. It was very hard to hit the wall on a U-turn corner. The only real danger is that you might clip the wall on your way out of the turn
In fact, this is what we drove on
http://www.multimap.com/maps/?qs=lichfield&countryCode=GB#map=52.71164,-1.7936|20|32&bd=useful_information&loc=GB:52.68354:-1.82236:14|lichfield|Lichfield,%20Staffordshire,%20England,%20WS13%206
Going clockwise.

I have no idea what Fear Fest is and don't want to google it. Explain please.

They're playing on your fears! It's SUPPOSED to make you squirm and feel uncomfortable, or it wouldn't be a horror would it?
You gotta push the boundaries to stay ahead of the game!

How d'you mean 'single level'? Like only one track?

And what is Wonderland? Your link helps, but I say you just punch the guy wielding a chainsaw in the face and see what happens =)

Special Features with the quadrilogy ftw. You get to see the thinking behind it all =)

Oh no, nothing fancy like that. It already cost us £45 per person (booked for 11, even though only 7 showed). I don't think there's even a track with such extraneous obstacles on it anywhere near us.

You probably did. But I forgot.
They're staff members! I've always wondered what they'd do if you refused to play along and just stood there saying 'do your worst faggot'.
Try it for me Julie. Please? =D

Yes Julie, I do. All four to watch at any time of my choosing.
Watch the special features Julie. It explains all.

Closer track=tighter turns+more of them? You neeeed straights of some kind too! We must have a chance to build up some speed!

They're staff. They can't actually hurt you by law =) So I'd be interested to see what would happen if you didn't play along. Or fight them! After all, your life is 'under threat from a guy with a chainsaw'.

I guess I'd be wasting my time pointing out that's how it's supposed to be, that a cartoon would not suffice?
Yeah, I thought so.

Your track looks way better than the one we had to drive on. Far more chances to retain your speed throughout the corners rather than the accelerateeeeeee=BREAAAAK!+accelerate+BREEEEAK! motions that we had to put up with on ours.

Yay! Thank you Julie! Don't forget to film it too. Must see the reaction on Youtube.

I wonder if my comment lengths compare to yours o_o
I guess we'll see.

Hey, that's a good point Julie, how much blood would it take to float a boat? Would blood float a boat? Are the properties of it similar enough to water to support a boat in the same way? If it does, how many people would it take to create my own private boating lake?

lolz, you remind me of my race. At the start of both parts SOMETHING went wrong on the first lap. I may have told you this already.....>_> Not sure.
Unlike you though, I had no choice but to use the brake. Hitting tyre walls would hurt. And there are no seatbelts!

Good work thar Julie =)

Personally I think yours is marginally longer thanks to your three smilies, I could do a letter/word count (there's probably a website somewhere that would do it for me) but I really think appearances are more important so long as you don't have to resort to complete spammage and keep your comments pertinent.

As you know, I would NEVER stray off-topic with spam.

Because the smell of it would almost certainly put off any bad neighbours you might have lingering around on a normal watery surface. Of course you could always add or take away cholestorol, they say that can thicken the blood (with too much) or thin it out (with less). So in a way you could control it in the body until it is of the optimal properties to be used.
Although that would take an immense degree of long term control over several victims it would be possible with appropriate planning.

In that case I shall tell you. First part first lap, end corner. Entirely my own fault. Took the corner too quickly, lost control , and rotated to hit the tyres head on.
Second time was the crash, and I KNOW I've told you about that one before. Some people are just bad drivers. Thankfully I beat them in the end of it all.
You know, if you get caught using both pedals you get black flagged at our courses. Even though it's sometimes instinctive to hit both it doesn't do the karts any good to use it around every corner. You should pay attention to what you are doing Julie!

I've been to Alton Towers twice in my life. It's WAY too expensive to go much, and I've never even heard of Scarefest before. They've not even had any adverts for it running on TV, and they usually would advertise an event they were doing.

I know it was big. It's big just for you Julie, and it's only going to keep getting bigger. It's nice to know you're prepared to do your bit too
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Because Julie, it's partially your responsibility.
But don't worry, you do a good job, and it is this that will make it the biggest one you've ever seen!

Different foods contain ingredients that may lower or increase cholesterol. Generally speaking, the fatty meats will increase it, while Flora ProActive (damn adverts) will decrease it (alledgedly). And there are tests you can do to determine the level of cholesterol in the blood so don't worry about that aspect of it.
I don't believe you would get sick of the smell, as after a while, you would probably acclimatise to it. Admittedly there would be an adjustment period of some sort, but if you want to truly sequester yourself from other people it's quite possibly your only option.

I do control my speed! It was my first time in a Go-Kart! Accidents are to be expected! I wasn't the only one to hit a wall out of own recklessness either, the more experienced ones found themselves careering off the track and blackening their bumpers.
We don't have nights out, more days out, and we're the kind of people that doesn't go out to get blind drunk, as hard as that concept may be to grasp for you, it does happen.
We had a yellow flag! That meant 'no overtaking and drive at a steady pace' until the flags had been receeded. Usuallu used when some people crashed into each other.

Obviously so. Halloween isn't that much of a big deal here anyway, you've got your trick or treating kids of course, but that's about as far as it goes.
And make no mistake kids that come knocking at my door ain't getting no sweets off me.
My chocolates are staying mine.

And I didn't. I was expressing my feelings Julie, if you object to that then I won't bother in future! ;_;
It's joint responsibility. One cannot exist without the other to push it forwards into the next step of evolution.
Yes, they will get bigger. Why wouldn't they? Is something going to make them smaller again? Is there a limit on word or letter numbers we don't know about? Well if there is I sure haven't hit it yet. Maybe one of us will find it out during the course of these comments, who knows.
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I think you've got the wrong end of the stick here. Throwing food into a lake is going to simply pollute it. You have to sort the blood BEFORE it goes in, not after. And I mean before as in still in the body. That's the only time you can easily alter the blood properties.
It would have to be metal. Blood may absorb into the wood if you use the wrong kind. Plus metal is generally stronger and more appealing anyway.

Yes, we had helmets. And gloves. And boiler suits. And balaclavas. And a health and safety talk and video before they let us anywhere NEAR the karts themselves. Telling us all about the different flags and what not to do etc.
Soccer. Pah. It's called football. Well, to anyone who knows what they're talking about anyway.
No, it did not take long to recover. Usually you'd just end up facing sideways for a few seconds, you'd correct yourself with the steering wheel, and away you'd go. If you hit the wall you'd probably lose 20 seconds as one of the marshals would have to free you (you're not allowed to get out and do it yourself).
You can't pass anyone ON A YELLOW FLAG. Those are the times it is deemed too dangerous to race properly lest you cause an injury. The only other time it is used is on the last lap after you pass the chequered flag signalling the final lap.

I won't be dressing up this year I promise you. Work commitments leave me little time for such fanciful activities.
I saw your picture, and no, I have no idea what the hell the idea is behind that costume OR that pose. It looks like either something ridiculous or OH LAWD worthy though, and I truly am torn between which one it is.

You didn't know? How? Emoticons are expressions of a person's feelings at that moment in time. Like just now you expressed your undying love for me. Which is very nice of you
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Well yes you are, to me to you (cookie if you get that)
repeated ad infinitum.
Quite while an essay sounds like a true test I don't have time for it tonight, so I cannot truly push the boundaries of what is possible length-wise.
Although naturally it should be pwning the other into submission.
I don't know why you sem so afraid of the truth. What could possibly go wrong?
Remember Julie, knowledge is power.

It's very easy to get a job in a test clinic you know. People are concerned about their cholesterol levels a lot more than they used to be. Therefore, obtaining test results would not be too difficult.
Whether or not they agree is not an issue. If they will not get the blood right with some well placed 'advice' then they can be force-fed if necessary.
Maybe they would put up a fight if they found out the truth. However, I would hope that I could subdue them. Look at that Harold Shipman. Killed 215 people in his care so they say (though he was only convicted of 15 of them). If he can do it so can I!

Not too long, but the helmets were a nightmare. There was lots of fiddly straps that didn't seem to fit anywhere, and it left anyone who couldn't work it out looking like a muppet while they fought the straps into place.
No, you would not get hot. Despite the layers there wasn't much insulating property in it, plus it was cold anyway, so body temperatures remained reasonable at all times.
You are correct about the yellow flag. Hence why you do as much as you can before it comes up to minimise your lap times and beat the other drivers.

Well football is the proper name for it. It's you guys with your odd languages again, messing around with things.
It's just not necessary.

Dressing up can be fun, yes, but I don't see the appeal of it for Halloween. No one ever gets really scared by the general ones anyway, I'd want something that actually LOOKED good. Plus you need people to scare. Shouldn't be hard, there are ample woods nearby to leap out at people in.
It reminds me of cliché Chinese wear. Also, how on earth can you even consider ANY of those costumes appropriate for Halloween? They're not in the least bit scary.
Yes but did she have to....oh nevermind. Horses for courses.

It seems you were mistaken. All but one fifth of it did leave! =( Julie only loves me a fifth as much as she normally does?
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Well it depends how you define essay. How long is an essay? Typically several pages, but as you are continually restricted to one you'd have to go by word count instead. Typically a decent essay will have 5000 words. That's one helluva lot of typing, even by these standards. And all my comments won't even SHOW UP. How would I read a comment that long? I'd be restricted to viewing about one eigth of it all ;_;

How can anything go wrong? We're talking about comment lengths here, not testing a device that could potentially create a black hole and suck the entirety of the earth into it.
What's the worst that could happen?

Yes, you'd probably need qualifications, which are easily obtained providing you have the patience to stick at it for a few years and an attention span roughly the length of a school day.
Given that I've been there done that I think I could do it again.
Harold Shipman is a serial killer. I could copypaste the wiki article on him to take up space but I can't be bothered so you'll just have to find out yourself. Just search 'Harold Shipman'. You won't miss him.
I'm not going to ohgawd. I'm going to do what has to be done.

It had one strap placed in the worst position ever. What I wouldn't give for a helmet with a clip-on. But no, they were ties, and without the ability to actually see the incredibly thin gap you're trying to slide it through navigating it through and tying it successfully becomes more challenging than beating every single opponent on the course.
Yes Julie, all in the name of health and safety.
You're not wrong. Which is why you take advantage of the other 29 minutes as much as you possibly can.

....I don't know what gridlock football is so how can I answer that? I will need details. But the solution to the naming problem is easy. You call football football using the already recognised name for it instead of taking an entirely different sport and giving it the same name, thereby excluding other people with your language.

Slap your friend for me. Hard. Repeatedly.
Please
There must be some retribution that will haunt her forever because of this.

Nonononononononononononono.
Dressing up as anything misses the point of Halloween. If you want to dress up as Russel Brand go to a fancy dress party. Halloween is a time for the supernatural, the scary, the KILLERS to come out and take over the streets.
Plus people need to put more effort into their costumes.
The sheet over the head trick gets old.
Why could you not find a sword? Did it occur to you to go out and buy one realising you did not have one? If you could (understandably) not find one in the mountain village, did it not occur to you to visit the nearest city and get it from there?
Good gawd Julie.
You're hard work sometimes.

It seems your emoticons do work now. I think you just managed to press the wrong key somehow. But still, you got it right
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Closing in on it? I doubt that. 5000 would be a lot longer than that, or even probably this. At a guess I'd say we were close to 800 or so words, but without a counter I can't know for sure.
I'll have to try and find one tomorrow
My comments will always show up. Unless I write one longer than 313 comments |(firefox) or 800 (IE). But I doubt either of us will get THAT far.
Maybe.....

Ahem....Julie? Have you not been following current events?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,570487,00.html
An article on it for your viewing pleasure.
In short, yes you could create something like that. In fact, they already have.

Now you're just taking things to extremes. Building my own boat indeed. No, either I would simply buy one whole, or, if that were not an option due to the boats on offer not meeting my standards
And what d'ya mean 'find a lake'? I have no need to find one, I already know where I can do it. There's an old quarry in a location I shan't reveal. Sites like that are perfect for that sort of thing once people are done extracting limestone (etc) from them.
See. it's not really THAT hard as long as you put some INTELLIGENCE into what you do.
Really? He looks like a typical guy of that kind of age to me.

I have a feeling you didn't read my comment properly, or you wouldn't have asked that question. I am now going to repeat what I said.
It had one strap placed in the worst position ever
Spotted it yet?
Here, I'll try again.
It had ONE strap placed in the worst position ever
And just in case you managed to miss it there....
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It had ONE strap placed in the worst position ever
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Do I make myself clear?
But remember Julie, you're judged by overall number of laps, not position upon the final lap. So if you want to win you have to race well all the time, not just on the last lap. And every bit is intense.
So no, you won't be angry, because you'll have already lapped them if you're any good.

It's sounds like a less good (to put it politely) version of rugby. I bet you're not allowed to tackle the other player to the ground either.
Right bunch of softies you are.

I hope that by the time you read this your 'friend' is in intensive care with a 5% chance of living.
I think there's a moral here somewhere. Never let anyone ever touch your camera. No matter what their reason, no matter how much you trust them. They can always be counted on to break something they don't understand.

Put simply, yes, people's fears coming to life. You must embody the very core of people's fright, Halloween is meant to be scary, and as such your goal must be to scare people. Granted, I doubt any costume can really scare people.
Insread you must play upon their emotions, their fears, and exploit them to the point where they can take no more. Or right before you give them a heart attack.

I know. I do.
And a most gratifying feeling it is too.
They don't call you Julie<3 for no reason.

Too much work. Plus, Vista doesn't come with Word, so I downloaded Openoffice rather than pay the fees Microsoft were charging for the latest versions. And I don't know if they do that. They probably do, but I've got more important things to waste my time with.
Of course it's possible. It would take a long time, but I see no reason why it would not be possible, other than a comment length restriction.

World might end and Julie doesn't even know about it! There's still so much you've got to do! Like all that stuff you promised you'd do if I ever went to Canada.
Yeah, you didn't think I'd forgotten did you?
Far from it Julie!

All very kind of you Julie, but I have already considered everything on that list.
It didn't sound lame, it sounded like false advertising. The boat is completely unrelated to blood. It is the thing that will keep you out of it, not send you plunging in, at least not under normal cirumstances. A more appropriate name would perhaps have the words 'lake' and 'blood' tied together, but not boat and blood. It would just be off-putting for any normal person to come by and see.
I don't know, he seems pretty harmless to me. That's the problem with serial killers these days. If it comes to a good ol fashioned scrap they are going to have their asses kicked. Lets face it, Mr Shipman there wouldn't last long against a single vigilante. You should be able to DEFEND yourself, and he cannot.

The lap count is automatically recorded. Everytime you complete a lap some sort of system (probably related to infrared technology) will broadcast a message to a computer system informing the judges that a lap has been completed by that person.

One question. What does
'Like they strt with a hut,'
mean when it's in English? I need help with your foreign languages again. Translator tools didn't assist me one bit.
So I expect you'd prefer to play the real thing then? 'Full contact' indeed. It's most likely what you do best.

You should most certainly not let her anywhere near your camera until they have been safetly uploaded to your computer. And iif she views them there, be sure to have a backup copy of every file she can access.

Well I could write a whole new paragraph about this, but instead I will simple copypaste what I wrote on another profile on the matter.
'Which is why you end up locking someone up in a room all evening and present the illusion that they will die there. No windows naturally, just cold steel or brick walls, the kind you can't break through. Especially effective against claustrophobics, but also works on the general mind, as being trapped in a confined space with no visible method of getting out is enough to scare most people anyway. '

That's a good point. I wonder how long it would have to be before the bar became like a toothpick? Every line I finish makes it only a few pixels smaller, but I know, one day, it will not be able to take any more sufferance, and will have to cave in. However, also bear in mind it will shrink less everytime as the percentage of a whole post that one line takes up will decrease with every one you complete.
It's all very complex stuff ;)

Hang on, 'if/when'?
You'd better not be backing out on me. Your name would be in disgrace if you failed to live up to your travelling times at all.
You cannot afford to miss it.

It makes logical common sense, so yes, I like it for now. People really do spend too long on branding and then rebranding their products.
OK then Julie, I would like you to define to me the general image of a 'killer'. And as far as I can see it is hard work. Murdering people and not getting caught FOREVER is hard. You must have phantastic attention to detail for starters. You must plan how it will work, how you will evade the attentions of that ever reaching long arm of the law.

Not really that phancy. It's actually probably a pretty simple thing to do nowadays. For a young'un you don't know an awful lot about technology.

They start with a hut? Right. What do they do with this building of theirs, tear the opponents' hut down before they lose theirs?
I should have known you were a violent psyc....oh wait, I did. Never mind.

What you should ask yourself Julie, is do you want the same thing to happen again? If the answer is no, then take the precautions. If the answer is yes, don't. I believe it a simple equation.

Which is precisely the point Scare them, terrify them. It should hopefully be much worse than a mental confinement chamber (or as we call them, asylums) as there may well not be a light switch. Sensory deprivation in captivity is a potent method you know. Hearing is debatable. I'm not sure whether it's worse to provide loud noise or somehow cover their ears so they cannot hear at all. Touch probably would not be limited, except via binding their hands and feet together. You don't want them to be TOO restrained on their last moments. Similarly for taste and smell actually. Most people can't smell much anyway, and why bother to limit taste? The worst they could do is try to slowly erode away the wall with their saliva, which would take too long a time for them to ever consider serious escape.

Three quarters? Hah! I'm ahead of you! Mine is about 1/5 the size of a full bar. Am I writing more than you after all this? =O

No Julie, you cannot.

Thanks for the congratulations, although my level 18 status has oddly been stolen by Chris who now is in the exact position I was in.
Not exactly fair.

The guilt should not be an issue. In any job you're probably going to upset someone. Even indirectly. Even the people working in fast food restaurants. Because they may draw business away from their competitors. How would you feel knowing that because of you people were made redundant? Businesses closed, lives ruined? Another job is not easy to get.
Some way or another you have to make money. Murder is but one of the methods you can use to do so.

Only CPU and ROM? So you don't know what RAM is? You should by now. And its purpose in your computer too. I guess some people just don't pay attention in class mind.

YES I KNOW WHAT A TOUCHDOWN IS
Thankyouverymuch. But do the means justify the end?

The idea is not to kill, merely scare. Mental trauma is a possible outcome of such treatment, but that's the risk you take. Obviously you would have to ensure the person would be up to a whole night of confinement in an unknown area. Of course some injury is a possibility, but wounds heal if cared for. The mentality of it all would be far worse than anything physical they would suffer.
It's up to the person in control to judge when enough is enough if the victim is showing signs of insanity before their scheduled release time.

I don't know Julie, it doesn;t look that long to me. In fact these comments are getting visibly shorter with every one that is posted. Even now my bar is only at 1/4.
Outrageous I know.

Did you make the picture bigger? Y'see, it'd look SOOOO good as a whole covering. I'm sure you've looked at the profile by now, and know that it needs x-axis extension =)

You don't even have to take money from the victim. Have you ever considered being a hitman (or hitwoman in your case)? Individual contracts can be lucrative, and I'm sure there's plenty of people out there who want another person killed but don't have the guts/will/means do it themselves.

I detect a lack of interest in your typing. Could it be you did not find these subjects interesting? It's not like it won't come in handy one day. Look at CSS after all, is that not a form of code that you have now put to use on this very profile?

Of course you have a camera in there. Affixed to the ceiling, where they cannot reach it. And obviously it has to be nightvision capable. It's going to be dark in there remember?
Of course they would. Just tell them you are the police and thanks to a tipoff you managed to find them before it was too late. Then tend to their wounds, 'take a statement', then send them on their way. It's not rocket science.

It's not lazy to have less to talk about. This is nature rebalancing itself. You can only push something to extremes for so long before it rebounds back on itself to find a more natural balance between the long end and the length it once was.
If you keep trying to push the boundaries they will get progressively longer, but it just doesn't happen instantly that's all.

Woo! So we get EVEN MORE impressive drawing?
I quit waiting on the reply to go through V2.0 is on the way from today.

It was late, but possible! You're only depriving yourself of what you love.

You know what I'm thinking?
WHAT AM I THINKING JULIE?

You're making this sound all more difficult than it really is. Finding contacts in any major city would probably not be as hard as it sounds. The ability to evade capture is the hard part, but success in that will enhance your reputation among potential clients and bring you more business. Sometimes it involves stalking a victim too, so you'd be good at it.

Learn CSS? I just do it the cheap way and theive off a view page source window. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but generally it seems to be pretty basic stuff.

No they wouldn't. They'd just be relieved to be out of there. In the event that they did though, it is all confidential information or an anonymous tipoff. Or both. More than one perspective would help, but it depends on the room. I'd have to find an appropriate one for usage beforehand and then make that judgement.

Yes Julie, yes it does. It works by allowing yourself to settle into the new length and get used to it before moving onto the next. However, you can't simply push it too soon, it must grow naturally, or it's like throwing a baby bird out the nest and expecting it to fly.
It won't.

Now that's a nice vague sentence. Almost as vague as I've ever seen you. There's not even a hint of what it is, which is unusual as there's usually SOME little thing to go on.

You should already know this by now. Been around for 9 months and still doesn't know basic etiquette.....

PM's were made for a reason. But failing that, IM services can be called into use tomorrow.

Yeah, sorry about disappearing so abruptly. I know it wasn't exactly the best time.
(but is there ever a 'good' time? No.)
I hope things go well for you anyway, given the circumstances.
But whatever happens this is not the end.
Nowai.

add me plz.
agregame.

Yeah, you're just restating all the stuff I covered in a couple of sentences aren't you?
Yes, people who work undercover are a hazard. As you probably know though, there are certain ways you can reduce the risk of being caught by one of them, like for instance, making sure they are not wearing a wire before discussing anything that could incriminate you in a court of law.

I dunno, it seemed pretty simple to me. However, it's just finding the property name of the thing you want to change that irks me. It's far easier to nab someone else's version and then modify that to your tastes.

Oh yeah, they're really going to start dusting the camera for fingerprints when they've just been freed. However, even police can be dealt with in a way that would mask what you were doing.

Technically you can. Some bird mothers even do this themselves, after the chicks reach a certain age. I remember it was a seabird, but I can't recall the name of it right now

As is evident. Score one to us ;)

It is a risk you cannot afford to take. You can probably expect the same from any criminal who has half a brain, so you too, should not take the chances they don't.
If you don't want to do it, that's fine, but don't come crying to me when you get slapped with life imprisonment.

I get you, but I think you misunderstood my problem, which is the property names of the sections available for editing, not the actual editing itself. For the most part, it seems pretty self explanatory what to do, and even if it does somehow screw up it's easy enough to undo and try again.

Why would they do that if you were the police and had already spoken to them? If needs be they can be given a lift back home, it's not like we're completely heartless.

There is usually a parent protecting the nest from predators. However, imagine you live on a cliff. What is going to prey on you there?
Not much I suspect.

It needs to be untied again. Let us hope that like all ANGER, theirs abates sooner rather than later.

At life imprisonment it would take a lot more than just me turning up at the prison gates to bail you out.
Which translates to meaning that any action taken would have to be before you are trailled and convicted.
Then there is a possibility you could be freed.

Yeah, it's finicky, but once you settle into it it's basically like putting a full stop at the end of each sentence. Automatically completed.

I believe I've already said this. Yes, pretend to be the police, full uniform etc. Take statement ensure they reach home safetly etc etc

That'd be like a baby being afraid of the ground before it could walk.
It just doesn't happen.

Hmph. Don't stay off too long, you've still got to play me at Starland.

Are you suggesting I tamper with evidence? That's a crime in itself, you better make it worth my while to do take that risk.

It's the same as making a typo in a normal sentence. You say 'oh bollocks' and then you fix it.
It really is that simple

No, if it fell from that height it would be dead. Dead birds feel no fear. They get preyed on by scavengers and play their last part in the great big circle of life.

Seems to be a common problem for people actually. I guess it might help if I'm not on MSN next time though. You WILL play me again though.

Grrr. Julie! You ignorant git! I said the risk was worth taking if the reward were to justify it. You don't see how it is, not by a long shot.

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No. Just no. Well maybe some people would do it that way, but I do it one area at a time. But EVEN ASSUMING YOU DIDN'T, it's still pretty obvious which area is borked in a CSS code.

I don't hurt the birds. The birds hurt themselves because they're too stupid to listen to their parents advice about not flying before they can walk.

I sometimes lurk pretending to be offline. You might get lucky.
It will be brought on in the most intense manner possible. Julie should brace herself against something hard.

Hey! I know what you're thinking of here. And you should stop it. Right nao. Really. Stop. It. ... You and your.... your....
Well you get the idea with that.

Mistakes are generally made through a lack of knowledge on a subject. Does this make you an idiot? No, it makes you inexperienced. It also means you need practise in the given area to improve, and thus, either you DO improve or you give up and don't.
Only when you are making the same mistake over and over may we question the intelligence of the person.

You know we were discussing seabirds that live on the edge of cliffs don't you? Or did you forget that part? Because if I dive off a cliff it's unlikely that either I or the bird would survive.
That would not make Julie happy at all.

The chair is a viable option. I guess it's not like you need as much bracing as you do for.....well, you know.

Now you are though.
Well, not that you weren't before, but even more so now that even I've brought it up.

Why are you just reiterating what I write? Can you not use your initiative to write something NEW?
If you copy this or the previous sentence in any way there will be a Score Crush.

Well you know, birds that fall out of trees don't live either. I've come across birds (fully grown ones, not chicks) that have fallen out of trees or the sky and for whatever reason been unable to recover and fly to safety.
They very rarely survive.

Well you say that, but really Julie, what is so BAD about it?

Well even assuming I am wrong, I believe you and Fiona had a similar discussion a while back about 'who thought about whatever first'. I also believe you both concluded that seeing as you both thought of it anyway you were both as bad as each other
Aceept the truth here Julie.

So you were drunk m i rite? It's been a while since I've seen you drunk online. I guess the pressure of exams, parents, and homework must be finally getting to you.
I know you can make it though!

Yeah, but how big was the tree? I'm talking about trees a minimum of 20 metres high here, and there are a lot of branches to hit on the way down from there too. Sure, some do recover, but not many.

What is wrong with pushing limits Julie? If you never tried something new you'd get bored. Or if you never, shall we say, broadened your horizons and expanded your mind to new ideas and trying new things. Does Julie not like to try new things?

There is nothing wrong with blood and gore. You like it too, or you wouldn't have watched any of the Saw films.

And including you. Which then nullifies your comment further down. You know what I'm talking about. You like trying new things. New things are fun. It just depends on what kind of a tutor you have the specified area.

Yeah, and it's approaching the end of November now. Which means you should be revising. Which in turn means stress of the knowledge of impending exams.

You don't quite get it. When I say these animals were beyond saving it means they would be incapable of fending for themselves even assuming they did survive the initial wounds. The specific one I was referring to earlier had been shot out the sky.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is the worst excuse for watching a film I have ever seen. They all react the same way. They swear, they don't pay attention, and then they die, along with anyone else involved.
There are plenty of films with decent storylines out there that don't feature blood and gore like Saw. If you were truly GAH and AH and UGH about it you'd watch them instead.

Oh, forgot to say, I found that song.
Most moronic lyrics ever.

Perhaps tutor is the wrong word. More of a...guide.

Well you managed to get through it last time, and you've not exactly made it out to sound difficult, the only slight challenge being the 'get the men across the bridge' puzzle.

1) I didn't shoot it
2) Hunting happens to be legal, and for the most part, I am pro-hunting anyway.
3)It's hunting season now. I expect to see lots of pheasent for Christmas. Om nom nom.

Still, (and I've said this before), IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT BADLY YOU WOULDN'T WATCH IT.
DO YOU GET MY POINT HERE?

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Actually when I revised for exams I just did it all about a week beforehand. And I didn't really throw in a lot more preparation for one specific exam, as you have no idea how hard the test will be until you actually open the paper and see the questions.

He does? What does he do with the things he kills? Sell them on?
And I actually don't hunt myself, I don't have the appropriate licenses to do so. I'm just pro-hunting.

I don't even listen to that. If it happens to come on the radio it's either different station or off immediately.
However, rap lyrics tend to make sense once you see them, it's just that you'd never understand them from the singer itself.
o_O What do you mean you 'can make it sound like either'? Denser would be even worse than dancer. It doesn't even rhyme fully.

I don't like to lay all my cards down at once. I keep a couple in reserve, for future usage.

No there was not. All the subjects I took at school were fairly even in the difficulty stakes. I hated 'cramming' the night before, I preferred to use it to relax before the exam. If you revise properly before that there is usually no need to worry.

That made me laugh. You don't have to do something to be in favour of it.
Sometimes it is necessary as population control. If you let one species become to prevalent in an area there is the potential hazard that the ecosystem could become totally unbalanced, although this is usually the case when there are no other natural predators to take down the animal in question.
Then there's pests like grey squirrels. The non-natives who come in with diseases that then kill our native species. As far as I am concerned grey squirrels should be wiped out completely from this country, lest our Red Squirrels suffer more than they already have done.
It's a shame greys are so prolific here.

There are exceptions to every rule, this one is also included in that. There are a select few I would have no objections to listening to. But select means select.