Welcome to my profile

hi all! i am the only evil saint in the world!

i am mad, batty, nuts, barmy, out of my tree, off my head, nutty as a fruitcake, insane, off my trolley, crazy and many other thngs!

also only give me chocolate and gherkins or else i will have to bite your arm off! give me chocolate gherkins now! 

1 for the morning glory

2 for the early dew

3 for the man who stands his round

and 4 for the love of you my girl

4 for the love of you 

cause i've got a brand new combine harvester and i'l give you the key

come on now let's get together in perfect harmony

now i've got 20 acres, and you've got 43

cause ive got a brand new combine harvester and i'l give you the key

as you can see, i like the wurzles along with many other things

TORCHWOOD RULES THE WORD OF T.V, IT ROCKS MY SOCKS! 

 SO DOES RESIDENT EVIL, THE GMES AND FILMS TOO

i only went mad because sanity was confusing and stressful! this is more fun!

chess peices are not to be inserted into the nostrills 

the ford feista: more dangerous than it looks